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Romance Is Like That

By: Liian Varus
Narrated by: Hugo Butterwick
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Caroline loves Dave. Dave loves Caroline. They're Caucasian, and there's a problem... No, not them being Caucasian, something else. Dave also loves business. Caroline wants nothing more than for Dave to see what she looks like below her navel, but Dave never gives her enough allotted time for that to happen. He's always so busy with business.

Dave has to be careful, because Caroline has this stupid friend, Brenda, that I really hate and she wants Caroline to herself. She wants Dave super dead and out of the picture for good.

Wait. There's more. Business hates Caroline, because she keeps trying to get Dave to miss important deadlines, so they can have sexy fun times together. Dave and Caroline seriously need to get their act together before Brenda and Business destroy their love. That would be bad. Why? Because romance isn't like that.

Luckily for our lovebirds, they have a secret weapon: Mortimer, a crafty goldfish who is amazing at coming up with brilliant plans. But can his plans save the lovers from turmoil and chaos, or will Brenda and Business succeed in obliterating the potential for the greatest love story ever to be told?

There's also a cat named Cheddar in the story. He's great.

©2025 Liian Varus (P)2025 Liian Varus Romance Business

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This was a highly entertaining, laugh-out-loud kind of listen—honestly, it might just fall under the category of too much fun (if that’s even possible!). It felt a bit long, but that doesn’t take away from how enjoyable it was. I was laughing constantly, and the narration delivered every punchline perfectly. If you're in the mood to overdose on the funny, this one’s definitely for you. A great listen all around!

An Absolute Blast!

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Great book, very well done, very good. Excellent narrating and written. Definitely recommend this book.

loved it

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This satire is unhinged and hilarious... and is elevated into epic levels of amazing by the properly posh voice of the narrator delivering even the most off-the-rails moments with sheer deadpan wit that makes you wonder if he even realizes he is currently narrating a goldfish. The zany posh seriousness pairs perfectly with the outlandish narrative. This is lightning in a bottle. And if you think the narrator is just too perfect, they were kind enough to include some glorious outtakes that should come with a warning label: may split your side.

Hugo Could Make The Encyclopedia Exciting!

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Romance Is Like That by Liian Varus is an incredible erotica. Hugo Butterwick did an incredible job with the narration. The story is romantic, erotic, entertaining, and interesting. I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.

Romance Is Like That

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The writing and narrating were both great! First book I've read and then immediately knew I had to go listen to the audiobook. Highly recommend!

So good you'll forget what floor you're on!

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