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The Fating

By: Dianna Roman
Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
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I hate Galaxy 6781. HATE it!

One last job. The bounty of a lifetime.

It wasn’t supposed to end with me on a slave planet and my entire crew dead. So, when the chance to escape presented itself, I took it. Had I known more about my fellow escapee, I might have reconsidered. When Grantham, crowned prince of Ditali, tried giving me some schpiel about how the universe has chosen us to be together, as in together ‘together’, I shot that theory down stat. I mean, I’m not even into males.

Except…now he says he’s dying. Dying in the sense that because one handsome bounty hunter rejected our so-called ‘fating’, he’s literally wasting away before my eyes. Sad, but what do I care? We’re strangers. The debris field we’re approaching can kiss my backside, right along with my lack of flight skills because as much as I’m not into males, I’m not ready to die. They’d better throw me a parade when we get to his planet. Galaxy 6781, I really, really, really hate you.

A satirical, scifi, MM romance.

©2023, 2024 Dianna Roman (P)2024 Dianna Roman Romance Science Fiction Interstellar
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Cole is such a little human grump through and through - he makes me laugh, I love it!

Granthome is the best alien dude of all the galaxies.

The grump factor!!

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So I read this book and loved it but the audio has taken it to the next level for me. There could not have been a more perfect narrator or performance. It had me giggling so much! Well done!

Ohhhhh! My! Gawd!

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Umm. What did I just listen to? This book is hilarious. It's also very sweet. A human and a green alien are fated mates but the human is missing some key information about the "Fating" ritual. It was so over the top and how Dianna Roman even came up with the story makes me wonder. She's got a wicked sense of humor.

Cole, a grumpy human, saves Grantham, a crown Prince from Ditali by mating with him. Cole soon finds out that the mating ritual is not what he signed up for. As they travel to Ditali they are stuck together and multiple orgasms are on the horizon. Grantham even has "Fating" pants. Grantham is very sweet and adores Cole but Cole is not on board for what is in store for him on Ditali. Ditali is a very interesting plant and race.

The boys do get their HEA and it was a silly story but so funny and enjoyable.

Alexander Cendese did an amazing job narrating

Sweet Alien meets Grumpy Human

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This book had a lot of wtf funny moments that I absolutely love. I don't normally read books more than once, but I will definitely read this one again.
Confused if the author loves or hates koalas....

wtf but in a good way

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I loved the book when I read it and I don’t think anyone else could have made Cole and Granthum come to life so perfectly! They sounded exactly like I expected and I laughed and smiled through this whole book again!

Sci-Fi fantasticalness

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