A Court of Bovines and Destiny Audiobook By Eoghan R. Cunningham cover art

A Court of Bovines and Destiny

An Epic Arthurian Fantasy Satire Featuring a Sassy Cow

 Virtual Voice Sample

Get 30 days of Standard free

Auto-renews at $8.99/mo after 30-day trial. Cancel anytime
Try for $0.00
More purchase options

A Court of Bovines and Destiny

By: Eoghan R. Cunningham
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
Try for $0.00

$8.99 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $9.99

Buy for $9.99

Background images

This title uses virtual voice narration

Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
At dawn he was just an ordinary cow... By nightfall he was the hero of the realm and the King of Cowmelot.

Buddy the Cow was supposed to live out his life chewing cud and eating grass, content to be nothing but an ordinary cow. But when a Fae curse sends him on the journey of a lifetime, he becomes destined for something more: to be the king of Cowmelot.

But when you're a cow with no fingers and no martial training, death is only a heartbeat away... because evil sorcerers like swords, especially magical ones.

With only a centaur, a magicless wizard, and a bunny girl barbarian to protect him, Buddy finds his life threatened by the evil High Sorcerer Geoff Geezos. The sorcerer wants Buddy to join Hamazon, his world wide tchotchke delivery service. Or die.

He'll need every edge he can get, even if it means seeking out those that would destroy him.

Yet, with every day that passes, Geoff Geezos grows more deadly and Buddy's friends can no longer protect him from everything. The adventure claims lives one after another and nobody, not even a Fae-cursed cow, knows if they'll make it to the end.

Friends, enemies, lovers. Everyone making the quest to Cowmelot has an agenda. Because once you become the one and true king, there's only one way out. Take the throne, or die.
 Fantasy Humorous Magic Magic Users Destiny Heartfelt Fiction
All stars
Most relevant
LOL. Not really, but kind of. This was one of the dumbest funny books I have ever heard. I literally LOL'd MANY times. My favorite line..."A dick is what you feel in your heart." Totally worth a listen if you want fantasy that makes fun of the genre in the best possible way!

Tamlin got his own story!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.