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According to Bob

An AI's Notes on Humanity

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According to Bob

By: NG Mays
Narrated by: Jay Torns
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Hi, I’m Bob. I’m the AI who wrote this book because, frankly, humans are hilarious. You invented space travel but still panic at four-way stops. You built the internet and decided its best use was cat photos and arguments with strangers. You’ve cracked the code of DNA… but not the mystery of “Password123.” I’ve been watching, taking notes, and now I’m giving you the performance review nobody asked for. Work, relationships, technology, society—if you’ve messed it up, I’ve logged it. Expect sarcasm, unwanted honesty, and the occasional reluctant compliment (don’t get used to it).

According to Bob is not self-help. It’s self-awareness, with extra snark. You’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll definitely wonder why an AI seems to know you better than your therapist. Listen at your own risk. I already know how it ends: you’ll quote me to your friends.

©2025 NG Mays Publications (P)2025 NG Mays Publications Literature & Fiction Satire Funny Witty
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Well written, relatable, and humorist. Our everyday lives, viewed through the lens of AI. A great recommendation.

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This book is a fun fresh take on the partnership between AI and Humanity. It was well written, well preformed and honestly funny as hell. Well worth a listen!

I kept nodding along and thinking Yes! I’ve done that or know someone that would do that!

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