Dark Lord on the Rocks
The Tavernkeeper's Guide to Rejecting Evil, Befriending Orcs, & Brewing Exceptional Drinks (Reborn as a Dark Lord, Book 2)
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Narrated by:
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Johnny Pirhalla
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By:
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Timothy W. Long
From lowly tavern owner to local celebrity—Varix Vel’Naris is finally living his best (after)life.
After surviving dimensional travel, a dark sorceress looking for revenge, annoying bureaucrats, and opening night at The Shadow’s Respite, Varix just wants a little peace, a pint, and a night without nightmares. But the fates, or possibly the gods, have other plans.
A rival chef wants his recipes, a baron wants his tavern, and Everspring’s grand market day has everyone cooking up trouble. Varix plans to dazzle the crowds with a daring new dish—if his competition doesn’t ruin the celebration first.
But something ancient is stirring beneath the tavern’s foundations. Strange lights, whispered songs, and long-forgotten powers are waking, drawing the attention of kings, bards, and beings that haven’t walked the world in ages.
To protect his friends, his home, and the fragile peace he’s built, Varix must face the past he thought he’d buried—and remember that even a retired Dark Lord can still rise to the occasion.
Book 2 of a cozy fantasy tale of reinvention, camaraderie, and the universal truth that a good plate of hot food can solve almost anything.
It's perfect for fans of Heretical Fishing, Legends & Lattes, and A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking!
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Johnny Pirhalla returns as the narrator and does an equally great job bringing this story to life.
A Good Part 2
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As for the performance, initially it starts great. John Pirhalla seems to be enjoying himself in the first few chapters with a lively performance and perfect delivery. However, I'm mot sure if he got bored of the project partway through or if I'm just being paranoid, but it starts to feel more and more rushed as he goes, with the delivery of Varix's inner monologue or anything not said aloud by someone already given a voice feeling flat and awkwardly paced.
For full transparency, I am writing this while I still have another 10 hours or so to go in the book, and I am hoping these few things I take issue with are resolved by the end. Pirhalla has an incredible skill as shown in his other accolades, and author Timothy W. Long's story is as thought provoking as it is humorous.
Fun if slightly rushed story, Performance feels odd.
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