Dirty Ditties

A Hilarious Collaboration of Colorful Limericks and Verse

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Dirty Ditties

By: John Patrick

Narrated by: Professor Thurbald Gribbleman

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Lascivious limericks for lewd listeners!

In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, this delightful collection of lyrical poetry is guaranteed to stretch even the wildest of imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, Dirty Ditties is a hilarious look at such subjects as sin, virtue, greed, divorce, fame, hope, love, maturity, food, weight, and royalty. No stone is left unturned as these ditties poke fun at everything from big bottoms and bubble butts to cleavage, chauvinists, and conception. These rapturous rhyming escapades are sure to make even the most reserved listeners blush.

John PatrickProfessor Thurbald GribblemanPhoenix Books

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Has anyone ever talked to Golf? if not then this is the book for you. I mean Golf has nothing to do with it, neither do the Germans. But any whoo, let us all listen and love

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