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Dreams of Elvis

A Horror SHORT STORY for Those Who Aren't Easily Offended

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Former homecoming queen Beulah Funkhouser’s life has spiraled into the makings of a reality show. She’s My 600 Pound Life meets Hoarders, meets My Crazy Obsession meets My Ghost Story all rolled into one freaky, desperate primetime special. Just when she thinks her life is crappy enough, she finds herself stuck inside her super-messy apartment with a glaring of hungry kitty-cats and no way to get help. Worse, the ghost of fat Elvis keeps showing up just long enough to drop a few insults and sneer at her over the top of his peanut butter and ‘nanner sammich. Starving, pissed and unable to get off the bathroom floor, Beulah must make the ultimate sacrifice if she wants to survive—since Elvis doesn’t want to help and she never thought she would need to call Life Alert. If you love Discovery Channel and have a taste for tasteless horror, snatch this one up. You think twice before ever trusting your favorite furry friend (or eating that last piece of pie) again. This is a SHORT STORY--as indicated by the page count in the product description. 10 pages is not anything other than a short story. It will not magically turn into a novel once you download it. If you are one of those people who like to download short stories, and then leave bad reviews because the ebook was TOO SHORT, this is probably not the ebook for you (yes, there are many of you out there & you know who you are). Try one of my novels instead. Ghosts Horror
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