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Drive, Die, Repeat

Chaos, Castles, and OnnaMusha

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Drive, Die, Repeat

By: Sumiko Nakano
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What do you get when two Japanese warrior women armed with snacks, sarcasm, and ancestral trauma set off across Scotland in a beat-up car?

Disaster. Laughter. And maybe spiritual enlightenment—if they survive the sheep.

Drive, Die, Repeat is not a travel guide. It’s a full-throttle, side-splitting, emotionally unhinged diary of a road trip that was never meant to be a book. From cursed battlefields to haunted cairns, from burger-fuelled prophecies to historic blunders and sheep-based warfare, this is the chronicle of two chaos gremlins leaving a trail of confusion, haggis, and existential crises across the UK.

Meet Sumiko: martial artist, silent storm, and the designated driver of doom.
Meet Aiko: her loud cousin, spiritual raccoon, and snack hoarder with god-complex energy.
Together, they are what happens when Onna Musha collide with British heritage sites and forget the meaning of “appropriate behaviour.”

Seven days.
One war wagon.
Zero chill.

If you like samurai metaphors, unhinged road trips, cursed GPS directions, and witnessing the emotional breakdown of Scotland in real time—welcome. You’ve found your clan.

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This was probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. After a while the virtual voice gets into your head and you’re traveling with Sumiko and Aiko through Scotland. The author has a way of dragging the listener/reader through battlefields and into smokey Scottish pubs. A real treat.

Don’t listen to while driving

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