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Everyone In This Bank Is A Thief

By: Benjamin Stevenson
Narrated by: Barton Welch
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THE DEVIOUS NEW MYSTERY FROM THE INTERNATIONALLY BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF THE ERNEST CUNNINGHAM SERIES

TEN HEISTS. TEN SUSPECTS. A PUZZLE ONLY ERNEST CUNNINGHAM CAN SOLVE...

My name is Ernest Cunningham. I’ve spent the last few years solving murders. But a bank heist is a new one, even for me.

The doors are chained shut. No one’s coming in or out. Which means that when someone in the bank is murdered, hostages become suspects.

THE BANK ROBBER
THE MANAGER
THE SECURITY GUARD
THE TEENAGE GAMER
THE FILM PRODUCER
THE PRIEST
THE RECEPTIONIST
THE PATIENT
THE CARER
ME

Turns out, more than one person planned to rob the bank today – and you can steal more from a bank than just money…

Who is stealing what? Who is not only a thief, but also a killer? And can I crack the case, before time runs out?

'Clever, satisfying, impossible to put down and gloriously inventive. It's fantastic' STUART TURTON

© Benjamin Stevenson 2026 (P) Penguin Audio 2026

 Amateur Sleuths Cozy Crime Fiction Crime Thrillers Mystery Thriller & Suspense Traditional Detectives Banking Robbery Thief

Critic reviews

Who knew murder could be so joyous? Sharp and funny, with characters you'll want to cheer for and a mystery to savour. You'll love it (Tom Hindle)
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Clever, satisfying, impossible to put down and gloriously inventive (Stuart Turton)
An outstanding and exceptional mystery from start to finish (Jane Harper)
As fresh and zingy as a salted lime. It's Knives Out meets Richard Osman (A.J. Finn)
The best thing I've read in ages...whip-smart, twisted, funy (Stuart MacBride)
Deliciously funny, dark and intriguing (Alex Pavesi)
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