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F*ck Whales

By: Maddox
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A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.

In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire. Funny Nonfiction Comedy Witty Satire Literature & Fiction
Humorous Content • Masterful Writing • Helpful Distraction • Classic Satire • Entertaining Material

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Liked it, maybe some points were a little weak. That's most likely due overexposure to Ruckas arguments.

F*ck you too.

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Been a fan of Maddox since the late 90's. First half of the book is classic Maddox and very funny. Second half of the book seems to take a nose dive into social justice conversation points. It is well written and I am sure others will love it. Just not my type of book.

It's OK.

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hilarious essays from my favorite childhood internet hero. I agreed with almost every single essay I read even though I believe it was deliberately over-exaggerated.

a hilariously fun read!

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Worth it just to hear the publisher's classical music and voiceover actress say the title

F*ck Reviews

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...turned into a long, monologous bitchfest of unlaundered opinions regarding everything on the planet. Still, Maddox is undeniably brilliant - sporadically. Worth the purchase. Just make sure you have lots of patience.

Sprinted from the gate, but...

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