Faartz Family Values
A Totally Normal Wedding Disaster
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Faartz Family Values
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Cecil Faartz has had seventeen wives, built a billion-dollar animation empire, and lived exactly the life he wanted—loudly, stubbornly, and without apology. Now, at eighty-seven, he’s determined to make it an even eighteen by marrying his much younger nurse, Betty Ramsbottom. There’s just one problem: his entire family is absolutely not having it.
As the Faartz clan descends on Cecil’s Lake Placid mansion to stop the wedding, tensions rise, plans unravel, and chaos quickly becomes the only thing anyone can agree on. But when Betty unexpectedly connects with Michael—Cecil’s wandering, artist grandson—everything spirals into a romantic disaster no one saw coming.
With scheming siblings, questionable wedding plans, long-buried feelings, and one very stubborn billionaire, Faartz Family Values: A Totally Normal Wedding Disaster is a wildly absurd, heartfelt comedy about love, timing, and the kind of family you can’t escape… even when you really, really want to.