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Hell Hounds Are For Suckers

San Francisco Vampire Series

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Hell Hounds Are For Suckers

By: Jessica McBrayer
Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
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Vampire, Hannah's best friend has coupled up and Hannah is feeling alone and lonely. One night on a stroll through her favorite grave-yard she is be-hounded by a small growling fur ball. The puppy refuses to leave and reluctantly she takes him in. She soon needs expert advice because the puppy won't eat any of the expensive dog chow she buys and burps fire.

Hannah consults her vampire friends and a friendly jinni and finds out she's got herself a hell hound. And more, the jinni warns, there is sure to be an owner in the background somewhere. When a gorgeous demon shows up pounding on her door wanting his dog back, Hannah is suddenly in the middle of a humorous predicament. This between-quell, the second episode of the Vampires of San Francisco series, is a novella of 60 pages.

©2012 Jessica McBrayer (P)2013 Jessica McBrayer Paranormal Romance Paranormal & Urban Witty Fiction Fantasy Paranormal Romance Genre Fiction Holidays
Fun Story • Humorous Elements • Excellent Narration • Kickass Vampiress • Light-hearted Entertainment • Perfect Timing

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I liked the narrators voices- well done. Also, the female lead wasn't whiney, going on and on ad nauseum. She had interesting friends that give s**t because they give a s**t about their friends. I'll explore this series further.

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Valerie Gilbert is awesome! Love the British accent on the Gin. :)

Great little short story

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Fun romp on the strange side. Just love this series. Funny and endearing characters. Narrator makes this book a wonderful ride.

Love it.

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I was needing something light hearted to read and this book was perfect. I laughed pretty hard when she first met the dog. I have had 3 Great Danes so I totally understand about the drool.

This is such a fun story!

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I really enjoyed this story written by Jessica McBrayer. I loved the he'll hound and the fued that Hannah and the actual owner start having. This story is fun, shorty, and keeps you begging for more.

Narrator Valerie Beth Gilbert did a fantastic job with this story. I felt like I was there throughout the story. The only problem I had with this story was it was just too short. Overall, a perfect 5 star rating!

The Hellhound!

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this was a short side story with the same charters from sucking in San Francisco. it was enjoyable and fun to listen to. as with the first one the book had great narration and fun charters. interesting story.

enjoyable short.

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