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Hosed

By: Lili Valente, Pippa Grant
Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Virginia Rose
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The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente Romantic Comedy Literature & Fiction Contemporary Romance Funny Witty Feel-Good Romance Comedy Contemporary Heartfelt Geeky

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Hilarious Comedy • Sweet Romance • Excellent Narration • Engaging Storyline • Heartwarming Moments • Comedic Timing

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Enjoyed this narration and story. Laughed out loud! What an enjoyable way to spend an evening.

Literally laughed out loud!

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Laugh out loud funny rom com that immerses you in the town of Happy Cat, GA, a town full of real characters! Come for the love story between Cassie and Ryan, and Ryan's pet raccoon, George Cooney, and stay for the bonus epilogue! Best bonus epilogue ever!

Laugh Out Loud Funny

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This was a funny and quirky book with a few “what the Huh?” moments (anyone else still trying to visualize the what the huh and how toilet scene?) that was a perfect palate cleanser for my mind after I just finished a dark and heavy book. It was cute, funny, a bit silly and fanciful with a side of sweet and just enough sour to keep one engaged with its crazy cast of characters. #ILoveGeorgeCooney The narrators are awesome as usual and some of my favorites! Take this book for what it is...a BackDraft, Tommy Boy and Mayberry Rom-Com mixed into a magically delicious book of lucky charm unicorn dildo’s and enjoy!

#ILoveGeorgeCooney and Co 🦄👨🏼‍🚒🔥🦝

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loved the book
was good audio was funny and interesting would recommend it again to someone

enjoyed the book

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From the very first chapter, I was laughing. This is a story I needed.

Virginia Rose’s narration was so good, she’s quickly becoming my favorite female narrator. Jacob Morgan honestly brings this book to life though. Sure, he does the super sexy voice to perfection, but his female voices are brilliant. It’s such a joy to listen to him.

Yes, the bonus epilogue is hilariously genius, too. Get this, you will not regret it.

Funny and hot

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