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How Not to Steal the Blarney Stone

A Romantic Comedy in County Cork

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How Not to Steal the Blarney Stone

By: Janice Bayne, HTJ Fiction Publications
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Trevor O’Connor just wanted a quiet vacation.

Instead, he got Ireland.

When globe-trotting American photographer Trevor O’Connor visits Blarney, County Cork, he expects history, Guinness, and maybe a little ancestral soul-searching. What he doesn’t expect is Maeve Doyle—a sharp-witted tour guide at Blarney Castle who loves her job but quietly dreams of more than the life she’s been handed.

As Trevor and his best friend Mitch stumble into festival chaos, castle tours, and the very public act of kissing the Blarney Stone, they accidentally overhear a local eccentric’s “foolproof” plan to steal it. What follows is a series of increasingly ridiculous misunderstandings, failed schemes, and near disasters—watched calmly by the castle’s unflappable Keeper of the Stone.

Amid the laughter and legend, Trevor and Maeve keep running into each other… and into something real. But when vacation ends and real life calls, both must decide whether love is just another passing moment—or something worth staying for.

Clean & Wholesome Contemporary Romantic Comedy
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