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I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

By: Joan Rivers
Narrated by: Joan Rivers
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“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
—Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”

—Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

Here—uncensored and totally uninhibited—she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

Witty Celebrity Funny Entertainment & Celebrities Biographies & Memoirs Feel-Good Popular Culture Social Sciences

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Praise for I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

“More punch lines per paragraph than any book I’ve read in years.”—The New York Times

“Often hilarious, often shocking, totally politically incorrect.”—Liz Smith

“She holds nothing back.”—The Washington Post

“An entertaining rant...The only thing missing is the sound of a drumroll and cymbals to feel as though one is sitting in a nightclub watching a live comedy marathon...A raucous, biting look at life.”—Kirkus Reviews

“Nobody, but nobody, can hate like Joan Rivers. It is a gift. It is also shocking, the things she makes us laugh at...Joan Rivers is extraordinary, but she's not for the easily offended—or for anyone who gets offended at all.”—People
Hilarious Content • Witty Observations • Authentic Narration • Classic Humor • Entertaining Rants • Emotional Delivery

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This was a great dose of silliness. It was great to hear Joan’s voice again

If you don’t like this book I hate you!

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Where does I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

One of my favorites.

What did you like best about this story?

It's not actually a strory... it's Joan Rivers mentioning everything she hates, which is hilarious.

Have you listened to any of Joan Rivers’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I've seen her on TV, of course, but I'd never listened to her reading an audiobook. I love her accent.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Absolutely.

Any additional comments?

You don't need to be a fan of Joan's to enjoy the book, but it's important to know that this is by no means a politically correct essay and might offend some people. Also, you would need to be immersed in pop culture and also be familiar with celebrities from past decades to fully appreciate the humor.

Loved it!

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So funny. I recommend this book to people who want to just laugh and SET THINGS STRAIGHT with the world.

INSANE!

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Would you listen to I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me again? Why?

totally its just easy listening easy entertainment good laughs, etc

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

very funny lines in it

Any additional comments?

just a nice easy enjoyable listen to get your mind off things

just easy and fun

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Would you listen to I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me again? Why?

It makes me laugh

What was one of the most memorable moments of I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me?

her take down of rich women with everything "whining" about their "sadness"

Totally Honest and Brave

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