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The funniest, maddest, sexiest, rudest, wildest set of agony column questions and answers ever published. Widely praised by reviewers and readers for the wisdom and fairness of the advice - as well as the humour. The first of the `Penis' series. Vernon Coleman was for over a decade the best read agony uncle in the world. "Bliss! A whole book of sex problems...better and far funnier than the usual earnest piety. Rather compulsive reading." - The Guardian "Puncturing myths and is unafraid to shock. Very funny." - The Observer "A chortling good read." - For Women "It's a good read. Very funny and packed with interesting and useful advice." - The Big Issue Dr Vernon Coleman, the author, is a bestselling writer whose books have sold over two million copies in hardback and paperback in the UK and which have been translated into 24 languages and published in over 50 countries. His non fiction books include Bodypower and How To Stop Your Doctor Killing you and his novels include `Mrs Caldicot's Cabbage War, which has been turned into an award winning movie. What the papers say about Vernon Coleman: He's the Lone Ranger, Robin Hood and the Equaliser rolled into one - Glasgow Evening Times Vernon Coleman writes brilliant books - The Good Book Guide `No thinking person can ignore him.' The Ecologist `The calmest voice of reason.' The Observer `A godsend.' Daily Telegraph `Superstar.' Independent on Sunday `Brilliant!' The People `His message is important.' The Economist `He's the Lone Ranger and Robin Hood... rolled into one.' Glasgow Evening Times `His advice is optimistic and enthusiastic.' British Medical Journal `Revered guru of medicine.' Nursing Times `It's impossible not to be impressed.' Western Daily Press `King of the media docs.' The Independent `Marvellously succinct, refreshingly sensible.' The Spectator `Hard hitting...inimitably forthright.' Hull Daily Mail `Outspoken and alert.' Sunday Express `Refreshingly forthright.' Liverpool Daily Post `Controversial and devastating.' Publishing News `Dr Coleman made me think again.' BBC World Service `Probably one of the most brilliant men alive today.' Irish Times `Britain's leading medical author.' The Star `Britain's leading health care campaigner.' The Sun `The man is a national treasure.' What doctors don't tell you `He writes lucidly and wittily.' Good Housekeeping `The doctor who dares to speak his mind.' Oxford Mail `A persuasive writer whose arguments, based on research and experience, are sound. 'Nursing Standard etc etc Love, Dating & Attraction Relationships Funny
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Listening to this author feels like listening to myself as we have much of the same outlook on life.

What I have come to realize with this book, is that besides being a philosopher, a humanitarian, a philozoist and an insightfully kind human being, is that Dr. Coleman is quite the unique comedian!

The commentary in this book (of his advice column days) is so unexpected, quirky and original that I consider him up there with Robin Williams and George Carlin! He has a very natural and trippingly off the tongue elocution!

Extraordinary!!! Must read!!!

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