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I'm Almost There

By: Todd Almond
Narrated by: Todd Almond
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Love at first sight is easy; letting it through the front door is an Odyssey.

All he wants to do is let the perfect man in, but can he overcome his unhinged neighbor, a seductive cult, a self-obsessed vampire, and a cat intent on dragging him to hell?

After a hit run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, this critically acclaimed, Audible-commissioned musical adventure was recorded live at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre in New York City. Written and performed by Todd Almond and directed by Obie Award-winner David Cromer, I’m Almost There is a rueful, hilarious, and poignant modern love story in song about a man crossing a sea of doubts to find happiness ... and good coffee.

Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.

Available in Dolby Atmos on Audible

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Whimsical Storyline • Sweet Sentiment • Beautiful Voice • Humorous Adventure • Fantastic Music • Incredible Storytelling

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Great voice and story, enjoyed the humor and music. Need to fill more space here.

Funny and beautiful

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Absolutely loved this! The songs are catchy enough that I'd listen again, and the Odyssey theme totally works.

Fun romp with music

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🎙️🎶 Audiobook Performance By, Todd Almond, And Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.

What a bizarrely entertaining love story! Mr. Almond has an amazing singing and vocal performance voice. I've never quite experienced an audio story such as this one but I must say, I didn't hate it... Not at all!😄 At times the subject matter came from WAY out of left field and a little, no a LOT, tongue-in-cheek humorous, but it was wickedly fun! Definitely a fun-filled hour!
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I'm Almost There ✍️ Written By, Todd Almond

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Incredible storytelling, and the music makes it pop. It was amazing in person. Close your eyes and imagine the story - think of it as a play more than a song.

Saw it live

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This was utterly captivating from the start - poignant, tender, and wistful. Brilliant storytelling through music. Bravo!

Slam dunk from beginning to end!

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