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Muscle Man

A Novel

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Muscle Man

By: Jordan Castro
Narrated by: Vikas Adam
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A hilarious, suspenseful metaphysical thriller following a day in the life of an English professor who would rather be lifting weights from the author of the cult hit The Novelist

Harold, a middling literature professor at a liberal arts college, lives in a state of dissatisfaction and fear. His colleagues and students evoke nothing but disgust and disdain. None of them understand strength, power, and spiritual actualization like he does. His university’s campus—seemingly picturesque—constantly threatens to reveal something sinister.

Over the course of a single afternoon, he wanders the halls, sits in meetings, steals from a student, and goes to the gym—all while reflecting on his professional and existential situation. With every line of Harold’s frenetic consciousness, his mundane routine transforms into something more foreboding, culminating in an ingenious twist.

Brilliantly imagined and darkly funny, Muscle Man is as much a critique of resentment and contemporary masculinity as a satire on the state of higher education, exploring weakness and strength, rationality and irrationality, the spirit and the flesh, and the individual and the collective.

With his minute-to-minute occupation of Harold’s existential disquietude, Castro imbues the novel’s philosophical inquiries with thrilling suspense. Is Harold a raving lunatic whose disdain stems from his own perilous inadequacies, or is there something truly sinister about his colleagues? When all is said and done, is strength a virtue, or a mirage?

©2025 by Jordan Castro. (P)2025 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

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Critic reviews

"The nuanced character arcs satisfy and inject an unexpected dose of optimism. Existential dark humor shot through with heart."—Kirkus Reviews

"Muscle Man is a brilliant disquisition on violence, resentment, victims, and Nietzschean bodybuilders in American academia, told with the obsessive crankiness of Thomas Bernhard, acute absurdity of Donald Antrim, and a vivid linguistic hilarity all Castro’s own. Made me want to feel the pump."—Lexi Freiman, author of The Book of Ayn

"This captures male loneliness in all its funk and fury."—Publishers Weekly

Editorial Review

Mind over muscle
Full disclosure, I picked up Jordan Castro’s buzzy sophomore novel right after devouring an advance copy of Yesteryear, a 2026 debut that’s poised to be THE tradwife book we’ve been waiting for. Descending into Muscle Man, hailed as something similar but for the manosphere, was literary whiplash. Where Yesteryear was twisty, time-jumping, and deviously cunning, Muscle Man muscled me into a different headspace altogether: the unsettlingly slow, deeply alienated psyche of Harold, a college literature professor who can’t wait for the drudgery of the school day to give way to his favorite escape: weight lifting. It took me a while to acclimate to Harold’s head, which is paranoid and self-hating yet acidly funny. Soon, I was hypnotized—and intrigued enough to stop reading the print version and wait for the audio. I don’t think I’ve ever anticipated a performance as much as hearing the legendary Vikas Adam as Harold—like a great trainer, his voice is all the motivation I need to finish the reps and power through this strange and fascinating book. —Kat J., Audible Editor

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I had borrowed Muscle Man from the library, and had trouble with the tone that only came alive, so vividly, and with such humor and subtle inflections, when I switched to the audio book. The New Yorker called it the best book of the year and I can't argue with that. There's deep meaning in this work and I will revisit the piece frequently. If you like psychological literature with techniques of stream of consciousness and interior monologue - look no further!!

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this book felt like a writing assignment that you would get as an undergraduate. it seems to be a murder mystery and the guy likes to work out so they try to take stuff off YouTube of people who work out and integrated into a story about someone's death. it was terrible

it felt like a writing assignment in undergrad in the used AI to develop the story

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