My Sparkling Misfortune, Volume 1 Audiobook By Laura Lond cover art

My Sparkling Misfortune, Volume 1

Preview

Audible Standard 30-day free trial

Try Standard free
Select 1 audiobook a month from our entire collection of titles.
Yours as long as you’re a member.
Get unlimited access to bingeable podcasts.
Standard auto renews for $8.99 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

My Sparkling Misfortune, Volume 1

By: Laura Lond
Narrated by: A. T. Chandler
Try Standard free

$8.99 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $13.50

Buy for $13.50

Lord Arkus of Blackriver Castle readily admits that he is a villain and sees no reason why it should stop him from being the protagonist of this book. After all, Prince Kellemar, an aspiring hero, has defeated him in a rather questionable way. Bent on revenge, Arkus attempts to capture a powerful evil spirit who would make him nearly invincible, but a last-minute mistake leaves him with a Sparkling instead - "a goody-goody spirit that helps heroes, watches over little children, and messes up villains' plans."

Bound to Lord Arkus for five years of service and sworn to act in his best interests, the Sparkling is not easy to get rid of, and of course his understanding of "best interests" is quite different from what Lord Arkus has in mind.

©2010 Laura Lond (P)2011 Laura Lond
Fantasy & Magic Fiction Fantasy Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction

Critic reviews

  • 1st place Reader Views Literary Award 2010 winner

Continue the series

My Royal Pain Quest Audiobook By Laura Lond cover art
My Royal Pain Quest By: Laura Lond
All stars
Most relevant
What a fun little book! It was filled with everything you want an adventure to have. I'm going to recommend this to my 5th grade students. I think they will enjoy reading about the reluctant hero.

Fun Little Book

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Very funny. Quite creative. There's a second book if you like the first one. I thought the narrator was awful at first, but persisted, and realized that it was great for the content.

Narration is perfect, once you get used to it

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

The best type of humor, had me laughing out loud several times. It’s appropriate and fun for all ages! Definitely recommend.

Hilarious!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

AudioBook Review:
Stars: Overall 4 Narration 4 Story 4

In what has to be the most unique and clever middle grade fantasy that I have encountered in a long while, Lond’s first installment in her Lakeland Knights series is told from the villain’s perspective. Arkus is the villain, and he’s actually a pretty bad one: his attempts to gain the upper hand by capturing an evil spirit to do his bidding is foiled when he gets an overly optimistic, cheerful and good natured ‘sparkling’ who is now bound to him for five years. Arkus is wholly enamored of the ‘bad boy image’ he is struggling to put forward, yet his every slip into less than villainous behavior results in fulsome praise by his indentured sparkling. A quest to end all, with his own nefarious turn on events to give him the upper hand, there is action and fantasy aplenty to keep readers and listeners interested and wanting to know what comes next.

Narration for this story is presented by A. T. Chandler, who manages to imbue Arkus with a touch of the over-blown cartoon villain, the sparkling with a lilting irish brogue, and the other voices with qualities that suit both their position and age, and never seems to miss a trick. I wasn’t sure at first if I would like the voices, but there is, as the story proceeds, a feeling that Arkus is struggling to keep the mask of the villain voice even as he is sensing (to his distress) tat he is changing for the good. Clever insets as he tells us he is using sarcasm or scorn that doesn’t quite reach the voice, it is clear that Arkus is very invested in his image, and will have difficulty releasing his stranglehold.

I received an AudioBook copy of the title for purpose of honest review via AudioBook Jukebox. I was not compensated for this review: all conclusions are my own responsibility.

most unique and clever middle grade fantasy

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Listener received this title free

I've been introduced to Laura Lond's works over two decades ago, in a different language and a different genre. I knew she was fond of fantasy, but haven't read anything of hers -- until now! I loved the villain's point of view, chuckled at his ongoing commentary, and delighted in his reluctant heroics. This book is a great feel-good fix for fantasy lovers, young and old alike! (Full disclosure: I got a free code to listen to this title, but went and bought Part 2 immediately after listening to this one.) Anyway, I highly recommend Laura Lond's books in general and this one in particular!

Discovering a great new side of Laura Lond

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

See more reviews