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No One Leaves the Castle

By: Christopher Healy
Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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The Brothers Grimm meets Knives Out in this unexpected, hilarious, and wholly original fantasy-murder-mystery.

The Lilac. The bard songs say that she’s the world’s most fearsome bounty hunter. That there’s no criminal she can’t catch, no mystery she can’t solve.

None of that is true. Yet.

In reality, the Lilac is just a kid, and the bard who wrote all that is her best friend, Dulcinetta. But the Lilac has set her goals on becoming the best bounty hunter in the Thirteen Kingdoms—and when a priceless artifact goes missing from the home of famed monster hunter Baron Angbar, the Lilac and Netta are eager to apprehend the thief and make a name for themselves.

But when their investigation brings them to a dinner party at Castle Angbar, and they meet the Angbar family and their servants and guests—an unsavory group of nobles, mages, and assorted creatures, each more shady than the last—the Lilac begins to wonder if the reward is worth the trouble.

And that’s before the dead body is discovered.

Now, everyone is magically sealed inside the castle—and there is a murderer among them. If the Lilac wants to make it out with her reputation intact, it’s going to be up to her to figure out who the killer is. But everyone in the castle—even the Lilac herself—has secrets to hide, and as the walls literally start to close in around them, the Lilac worries that her first job as a bounty hunter may be her last…

Action & Adventure Fantasy Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Social & Life Skills Crime Mystery & Suspense Fiction Funny Murder Mystery Witty Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths
Excellent Mystery • Fantasy Twist • Humorous Writing • Entertaining Plot • Unexpected Twists

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This was an excellent mystery story with a fantasy twist the characters were great and the story had the right amount of humor and drama.

Amazing

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Great, funny writing. wonderful narration. Can't wait for the next Lila tale. We have this on our favorite Audible rotation.

We listen to it again and again

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I love the writing style. An excellent addition to the first three 13 Kingdoms books about the Princes Charming. Narrator is not too bad, but I think misses a little bit of the comedic timing. But Bronson Pinchot is a tough act to follow and all and all she's pretty good. 👍🙃

Fun and Playful

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This was a delightful tale of stolen kitchenware, delicious cream puffs, and a nefarious ferret.
Oh, and also a tale of a 14 year old bounty hunter, her bard, and a castle full of suspects.

It was free of cussing, sex, politics, and religion. There’s treatment of classism, blackmail, and
murder most foul … at kid-friendly levels, like the game Clue, where the focus is not on the deed
but on the whodunnit.

I avoid this narrator for adult listens, but she’s perfect for the frisky, overly emoted characters.
I also would have liked a bit more magic or magical creatures, especially with the majority of the story confined to the castle. These are minor criticisms, however. Overall, this is a great book for my kids.

Cheeky and fun

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I really enjoyed this story. It was funny, unexpected, and excellent at calling out foolish politics. Our heroine decides she wants to be a bounty hunter and ends up trapped in a castle with a murderer on the loose. Once that happens she decides to become a detective. Goofy mayhem ensues while the heroine tries to figure out the many loose threads of what's going on while trying to figure out who the culprit is.

I loved the story, got completely into it, and plan to look up the author's other books.

Unexpected, funny, enjoyable story

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