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Portal Escape from Heartache

By: Bruce Xavier
Narrated by: Izaax Doppler
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They say that once you go cat, you never go back. That was not Markus’ experience! But what better way to get over your ex than to get trapped in another realm and be treated as a sperm donning asset?

After going through the portal, Markus wants to get back home. This new realm is too dangerous. Different factions of this medieval world of furry, magic, and monsters are hunting for him and his human companions. An amphibious empire wants them as sex pets, while reptilian creatures want them served raw with a nice beer to wash down the human pancreas bits that get stuck in your teeth.

All humor aside, they need to find the portal back to their world, but they need to survive this savage city of Reptos and treacherous Darkphibian swamp first.

©2022 Bruce Xavier (P)2022 Bruce Xavier Fantasy Fiction Contemporary Paranormal & Urban Witty
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the story could have gone a lot of ways. the biggest problem with the book is that the main character goes from one really shitty situation to another. even having those he loves die.

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Portal Escape from Heartache by Bruce Xavier is a bit disappointing. Isaac Doppler did a good job with the narration but I wish he would have put more feeling into the story.I don’t know if it’s the narrator or how it’s written but the story comes off a little dry. If you’re looking for a story to help you fall asleep this is your story. I’m wondering if the author wrote it as a kids book because it would make a great kids book without all the Terrible things that happen. It could be classified as a Young adult book too. I get the book for free for a Honest Review.

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