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Random Excuses

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By: Lynette Sloane
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I would have been there on time if…
Yes, I meant to wash up before I left, but…
The online meeting was yesterday? Oops…
The phone call? I forgot about that.
Was it important?...
I was going to pay my bill, but…

If you’ve ever wanted a random excuse for being late, not doing the washing up, forgetting to make a phone call, missing an online facetime call, or for any other reason… this book could be for you.

How to use this book:
1. Turn to the appropriate page.
2. Select a random excuse.
3. Read it to the person to whom you need to deliver your excuse.
4. Stand back and watch the outcome.

Become a world class giver of excuses…
This book could change your life!
(It probably won’t.)

What others have said...
- A good laugh.
- Just what I needed after a long day at work.
- I'd not heard of this author before but will check out her other books.
- My son came downstairs to see why I was laughing so hard.
- I'm getting a copy for my father. He loves reading books like this.
Literature & Fiction Satire
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