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Sacred Cows

A Lighthearted Look at Belief and Tradition Around the World

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Sacred Cows

By: Seth Andrews
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Did you know that God forbids the tying of shoelaces on Saturdays? Or that humans emit a colorful aura that can be discerned only with a Third Eye? That bountiful harvest requires the flinging of a live goat from a church bell tower? That instead of wishing upon a star, we can wish upon a...cow? Well into the 21st century, our species continues to participate in beliefs and customs that seem more suited to the Bronze Age than the Information Age, some of which involve poisonous snakes, holy smoke, urine bubbles, crystals, tarot cards, aliens, costumed virgins, and, of course, an offering plate. Join Seth Andrews for a random romp across the planet and a humorous look at some of humanity's Sacred Cows.

©2015 Seth Andrews (P)2015 Seth Andrews Funny Witty Spirituality Atheism
Humorous Approach • Informative Content • Mellifluous Voice • Thought-provoking Material • Global Perspective

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A great introduction for anyone new to atheism. I'm normally one to listen to the heavier audio books on atheism and epistemology but Seth (makes it clear that this IS NOT one of those books) is great if you don't want anything too hard to follow. Delivered perfectly as always, his deep soothing tones and lighter subject matter were a joy to listen to. This is a skim over some of both popular and obscure religion's bat s### crazy ideas and beliefs.

Light-hearted, easy listening

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This was a great book! Loved hearing it in the author's voice and all his emotion that went into it! It's a must listen to!

Loved it!

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As always, Seth was entertaining and gave a great performance, while also informing. The book was easy and fun to listen to, just like the podcasts.

Great Book

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Several times, it was hard not to laugh and think "People actually believe *that*?!". If you're looking to find out just how weird many human beliefs are, even beliefs as socially accepted as mainstream religions, this book is a great jumping-on point laced with skewering humor.

Great humorous listen!

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I really enjoyed this book and the look at ridiculous traditions around the world. Seth’s voice is so soothing.

Great lighthearted book

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