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So...Your Wife is a Whore

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So...Your Wife is a Whore

By: Ryan Cox-Bedsworth
Narrated by: Matthew Farrar
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Your marriage exploded in a spectacular fireball of betrayal, OnlyFans subscriptions, and motel mix-ups—and now? You’re emotionally bankrupt, but financially...maybe up a little?

This brutally honest, hysterically unhinged survival guide walks you through one man’s journey from cuckolded catastrophe to emotionally confused self-help icon.

In this darkly comedic and painfully practical how-to-disaster-manual, you’ll learn:

  • How to spy like a budget 007 using GPS trackers and spy apps your cousin probably got arrested for.
  • The best ways to confront a cheating spouse without flipping a table (unless it’s funny).
  • How to divorce with dignity...or at least legal paperwork and petty merchandise.
  • Why your trauma is now a brand and your podcast should start yesterday.
  • When it’s finally safe to date again (hint: not while crying in your car at Panda Express).

Part confessional, part masterclass in strategic chaos, this book is for every guy who's ever asked: "Wait, am I the side piece in my own marriage?"

Warning: Contains adult language, criminally good advice, satirical self-help, and moments of raw emotional vulnerability sandwiched between pure degeneracy.

©2025 Ryan Christopher Cox-Bedsworth (P)2025 Ryan Christopher Cox-Bedsworth Divorce & Separation Relationships Funny Witty
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This is my favorite new book. The plot alone is hilarious! Well done to the narrator too.

Dark Comedy Gold!

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