Someday a Bird Will Poop on You Audiobook By Megan Kellie, Sue Salvi cover art

Someday a Bird Will Poop on You

A Life Lesson

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A little book with a big message . . . for when life hits us with a splat.

Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy.

What matters is not how big the mess is, but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected -- and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella. Personal Development Personal Success
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I will keep this one handy for days when I feel like a bird pooped on me, even it didn't happen.

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