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The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food to Me

By: Santana Knox
Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Rose Dioro
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THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA

From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.

I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE

I’ve given her dirt

She's given me much more

Than I ever deserved.

I’m begging you sweetly

I’m down on my knees

Oh, please,

KILL FOR ME

TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors

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Feisty Romcom • Unique Storyline • Perfect Dual Narration • Humorous Content • Engaging Plot • Sweet Romance

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this was fun & honestly kind of wholesome? Samantha Brentmoor is honestly a fantastic narrator. her voice is so good & I will happily listen to anything she narrates!!! but America & Runa were sweet & cute & I wish I could have more of them, but this short story was also kind of perfect & exactly what I needed. plus I love that he got what he deserved ;)

chewy indeed needed some good fertilizer

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Awww 🥰 this was such a cute read. Good way to start off my October 🩷💚 Now I want a pretty little murder bird and a defensive murder plant 💚

Girls Bite

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Little shop of horrors meets sapphic witches. It was a very adorable little short story, but I could’ve listened to another 12 hours of these two. They were so cute! And who doesn’t love a murderous man-eating over protective sentient venus fly trap?

So flipping CUTE!

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I enjoyed this although I will say, it has more smut in it than expected (but that’s on me). There was a lot of info in such a short book and would love to have more of the story (but with Chewy) :)

If you want a short and sweet story about a man eating plant- then I recommend!

Cute short smutty story

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Little shop of horrors meet-cute, but make it sapphic & a bit spicy!!
I loved the story and the characters.

Meet-cute with plant fertilizer

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