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The Potato Who Loved Me

Some families are chosen. Some just show up and start snoring.

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The Potato Who Loved Me

By: Ashton Garrett
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The cashmere throne is mine.

The filet mignon is mine.

Mommy? Also mine.

Then the potato arrives.

He snores like a freight train.

He follows me everywhere.

He looks at me like I hung the moon.

I do not do siblings.

But this wrinkled disaster refuses to stop loving me.

And somehow--impossibly--he learns to say the words out loud.

Lately, he has started dreaming.

About places that do not exist.

About skies that are very clearly not ours.

Then one morning, he vanishes.

No trace. Just a shimmer in the air.

The collar I inherited from my grandmother warms--for the first time in five years--and I hear her voice in my head: You'll know when it matters.

This potato has a secret.

And I intend to find out exactly what it is.

Book One of the Luminara Chronicles: a fantasy series where love is a powerful magic--and some doors only love can open.

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I love this. As a dog owner, not that I would call it 'own', this story rings so true. It's beautifully written, the voice fits perfectly, and I'm totally sold on the story. The end stunned me...I'll say no more. Wonderful and creative and I want more.

Beautiful!

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