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The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4

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IT’S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN EVERYONE WANTS YOU DEAD.

This omnibus contains the first FOUR books of the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series - over 30 hours of epic horror comedy.

Gamer, geek, and vampire – Bill Ryder was a normal guy who's now trying to survive in a world of abnormal horrors. Despite awesome powers and a Brooklyn-sized attitude, the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.

Includes:
BILL THE VAMPIRE (Book 1)
Bill Ryder was a dateless dork until he met a girl to die for. So he did. Now he's a vampire. Too bad he's still at the bottom of the food chain.

SCARY DEAD THINGS (Book 2)
One of the most powerful vampires on Earth wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It’s not clear which fate is worse.

THE MOURNING WOODS (Book 3)
A war is brewing between the vampires and Sasquatch, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed.

HOLIER THAN THOU (Book 4)
On the eve of war, The Icon – prophesized destroyer of the vampire race – has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill’s in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead, and he’s caught smack dab in the middle of it.

Join Bill in these side-splitting tales of myths, monsters, and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, or The Preternatural Chronicles then prepare to die laughing with this vampire comedy.

And don't forget to check out the Tome of Bill Series: Books 5-8 for more of Bill's adventures.

©2015 Rick Gualtieri (P)2015 Rick Gualtieri Paranormal & Urban Dark Humor Fantasy Comedy Paranormal Urban Literature & Fiction Fiction Destiny War Scary Paranormal Romance Romance
Geek Superpowers • Punny Humor • Effective Sarcasm • Perfect Pacing • Good Background Noise

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This volume collects the first four adventures starring Bill the Vampire. Bill is a geek who thinks it’s too good to be true when a hot woman picks him up and invites him to a party—and he's right. The hot woman is a vampire and she and the other undead of her coven are playing a little game with their geeky prey which involves turning them and destroying them. Except, Bill is just geeky enough to survive sure death and pick up a legendary vampire power. And he just bluffs his way through one problem after another for all four books. It’s hilarious.

Nothing Bill does ever seems to go right, which is probably part of the secret of why he is such a lovable character. Add to that that despite a desire to be Don Juan, he's actually a nice guy at heart who cares deeply about people. And that is not a trait that makes for a very successful vampire.

Part of Gualtieri's genius is his ability to create wonderful supporting casts who are just as much fun as his main character. And there are some wonderful ones in these four volumes--his two geeky friends, the vampire who turned him, the ancient vampire stuck in a child's body who wants to marry him, and so on. If you're in the mood for a good adventure story that will keep you laughing, give this series a try.

Hillarious

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I absolutely love the Series! the narration, writing style, plot. Characters and pacing are absolutely perfect. I definitely recommend this book.

Phenomenal series

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I swear some of these characters are actually based on my friends. The sarcastic witty banter and remarks reminds me of the old days gaming and bbqing with my buds. Been a great series so far and I find myself laughing out loud quite a bit. If you have the kind of friends that constantly bust on each other and prank you when they can, this is the book series for you. So many odd situations that are just laugh out loud awkward that at some spots I had to rewind just because I was laughing to hard. Definitely worth the read or listen!!!

Like a gaming session with your buds

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I have listened to these first 4 books so many times but I keep getting busy I finally finished them and they are so good

I keep coming back

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What can I say I wasn’t expecting this!! Bill and company have me dying of laughter. It’s just like being thrust into a corner and all you do is laugh about what’s next

Bill for life

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