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Tough Titties

On Living Your Best Life When You're the F-ing Worst

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Tough Titties

By: Laura Belgray
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Discover a brutally honest, hilarious, and relatable account of being a late bloomer on the dating scene, trying to master adulthood, and embracing your inner dork: "a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you" (Marie Forleo, #1 New York Times bestselling author).

What does it take to grow up cool and popular, master adulthood, fast track your success, and always be your best? Laura Belgray wouldn’t know.

Her wildly relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following her 6th grade bully on social media decades later; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early ‘90s at New York’s coolest magazine (as the world’s worst intern); falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet; and, most of all, saying “tough titties” to the supposed-to’s in life: driving a car, being on time, handing in your paperwork, learning to roast a chicken, and having kids.

Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing, self-helpy culture that calls hair removal “self care” and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks, Tough Titties will leave you feeling better about, well, everything. Let’s face it: we’re all tired of shame-spiraling after being told what to do when we know we’re not going to do any of it.

Tough Titties is one big permission slip to be a dork, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, a late bloomer and, ultimately, 100% yourself. It’ll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever’s nearby to say, “Lemme read you one more part!” Which is annoying, but tough titties.

“Nobody makes me laugh like Laura Belgray. She’s got a one-of-a kind knack for taking the shame out of life’s most humiliating moments. Tough Titties is a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you.” — Marie Forleo, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Everything is Figureoutable Biographies & Memoirs Funny Witty Personal Development Personal Success Suspenseful

Editorial Review

A hilarious, irreverent, and empowering memoir
First off, I laughed out loud from start to finish through this delightfully TMI listen. Laura Belgray’s debut is like if David Sedaris took it up a notch—and shared a lot more stories about oral sex. But it’s also strangely uplifting. I love stories about women self-actualizing—unapologetically being their whole selves and reaching for their full potential. This memoir is up that alley, with detours down some darker and more hilarious alleys. Belgray, a copywriter born and bred in Manhattan, is a proud late bloomer who churned through a lot of bad jobs and bad boyfriends to finally find the life she’d been feeling around in the dark for the whole time. And she has blessed us with this brutally honest, irreverent account of how she got there. It’s a reminder that life is about figuring out who you are on your own terms and your own timetable—and that a woman who doesn’t make apologies for herself is an empowering thing to behold. But please note that this listen is worth your time for the “chin wobble” story alone. —Phoebe N., Audible Editor

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Had me literally LOLing at the gym. Well done and read by the author. So many good callbacks you’ll wonder if you’re listening to a memoir or a standup special.

Funny and so relatable

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The perfect blend of wild nostalgic stories and encouragement to be yourself, it was fun from page one. I wasn’t familiar with Laura before I picked the book based on title alone, but now I’m OBSESSED.

Loved every minute!

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I’ve listen to hundreds of audiobooks and podcasts. But this one immediately was a must listen when released. It is written and narrated by the supremely funny, and talented TV writer Laura Belgray. I’ve had the pleasure to follow her career and work and she has always had flare and star power in the entertainment organization and with all her endeavors. She has never lost that star power to this day. In fact it only grew brighter. Her recent first book release is proof of that. If you like comedic, engaging, smart, tell it like it is memoirs, stories of success and just great storytelling…then this should be your next book or listen. Not because I am familiar with her work but because it it IS fabulous work. Listen to her narrate it. You won’t be disappointed. ..Bravo Laura!

Loved loved loved….if you want good comic but heartwarming memoir and storytelling from talented accomplished writer this is it

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Delightfully, humorously, and intelligently candid. Who can ask for more from a memoir, other than a Part Two?

A stellar effort

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So honest, it makes you feel uncomfortable of how much you recognize yourself in it.
Enthusiastically written, with brilliant graphic-like references you feel you’re watching a movie. Performed with the same hilarious honesty-so glad I got the audio version!

TMI to the win!

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