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🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag football controversy, evolutionary debates, and one of the worst travel stories you’ll ever hear.

We kick things off revisiting an old take where Chris confidently said a professional flag football team wouldn’t stand a chance against NFL players… only for reality to absolutely embarrass him. Team USA didn’t just win… they dominated, and now we all have to sit with that.

From there, things unravel fast.

We debate whether buying a bigger bed gives you more or less bedroom, question the origin of the color orange, and try to figure out how an onion in Chris’s pantry turned into something that looks like it’s plotting against him.

Then it gets weird in the best way:

• If humans go extinct… do we just come back again eventually?
• Chris finally receives his long-lost terrarium (after getting refunded… somehow)
• A Venn diagram game that makes no sense until it suddenly does
• Guessing movie villains based only on their eyes
• Geography trivia that goes exactly as poorly as expected

David also recaps his 2-year anniversary trip to Crystal River, where he swam with manatees… and then immediately got attacked by bed bugs like it was a horror movie DLC. This somehow leads into stories about shingles at 21 and a literal island where aggressive monkeys were exiled in the 1960s.

We also cover:
• A 3D printed flexi manatee
• The passing of Chuck Norris
• An April Fools strategy so lazy it might actually work
• Guessing movies from quotes (and getting all of them wrong except the right one)
• AskReddit questions about jobs you’d never do and secrets people can finally reveal

It’s sports debates, travel disasters, dumb games, conspiracy-level questions, and two grown men trying to understand basic concepts like colors and onions.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture trivia, and stories that go from wholesome to horrifying in seconds… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE BED BUGS SPREAD 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
0:43 – DADBOD+ PREMIUM (FAKE AD, REAL PAIN)
2:13 – FANATICS FLAG FOOTBALL CLASSIC
8:29 – MORE OR LESS BED ROOM?
9:22 – A MATTRESS BUILT FOR A KING
15:35 – THE ORIGIN OF THE COLOR ORANGE
18:33 – THE MUTANT PANTRY ONION
20:02 – WOULD HUMANS EVOLVE AGAIN?
21:24 – THE LITTLE TERRARIUM THAT COULD
29:08 – VENN-DIAGRAM GAME
36:41 – GUESS THE VILLAIN FROM THE EYES
44:49 – 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
49:51 – DON’T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!
54:24 – MONKEY ISLAND: EXILED CHAOS
55:44 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
57:37 – GEOGRAPHY TRIVIA
1:03:28 – R.I.P. CHUCK NORRIS
1:05:01 – APRIL FOOLS!
1:08:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:11:47 – MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY
1:17:53 – ASK REDDIT – JOBS YOU’D NEVER DO
1:22:01 – ASK REDDIT – NDA SECRETS REVEALED
1:29:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:32:18 – OUTRO

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