Episodes

  • Get a Job?
    Mar 31 2026

    Originally Aired March 31, 2026: March Madness poop bracket. Surprise ear sex. Everything you wanna know about taking the written driving exam 139 times.

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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • Raw Sewage Gas
    Mar 30 2026

    Originally Aired March 30, 2026: Everyone's on dope. Kangaroo diapers. Everything you wanna know about the XFL fantasy draft.

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    2 hrs and 32 mins
  • Beef Walk
    Mar 27 2026

    Originally Aired March 27, 2026: Happy 51st Birthday to Josh! Vaping squirrels. Everything you wanna know about getting 86'ed from the bar.

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    2 hrs and 31 mins
  • You Call Those Hands?
    Mar 26 2026

    Originally Aired March 26, 2026: Opening Day. Truck missiles. Everything you wanna know about using the power of Jesus to rob a bank.

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    2 hrs and 30 mins
  • Toe-fu and Feet-za
    Mar 25 2026

    Originally Aired March 25, 2026: Drug mule Barbie. Worst first dates ever. Everything you wanna know about the history of the Seattle SuperSonics.

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    2 hrs and 33 mins
  • AEW Julia Hart
    Mar 24 2026

    Originally Aired March 24, 2026: Wrinkle ranch. Next thing ya know... I was getting a BJ! Everything you wanna about stupid Todd.

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    2 hrs and 35 mins
  • Speed Friending
    Mar 23 2026

    Originally Aired March 23, 2026: Mansl-Otter. That's a penis. Everything you wanna know about getting Tyrannosaurus-rekt.

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    2 hrs and 32 mins
  • Herpe Island
    Mar 20 2026

    Originally Aired March 20, 2026: Dagger tag. Prancercise. Everything you wanna know about crack-lorette.

    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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    2 hrs and 30 mins