Episodes

  • 4.21.26, Cryofrozen in Tuna

    4.21.26, Cryofrozen in Tuna
    Apr 21 2026
    Lazlo makes fun of SlimFasts’ zits and Summers' hair roller. Nothing's worse than a cheater who doesn't win. D4vd was BAD at covering up his crime, and the Royals are finding ways to lose. Do we want a guy from Ohio State running the country? Lazlo feels bad for not comforting Charlize Theron. Jami Gertz has the best sex scene of all time. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • 4.20.26, Happy Beer Day

    4.20.26, Happy Beer Day
    Apr 20 2026
    Jon Ham has good advice. No one remembers Harry Caray. D4vd was FINALLY arrested, and Lazlo wants to stop talking about dead kids. Did Brock Lesnar actually retire? SlimFast wishes you a happy 4/20! Lazlo does not. Everyone is from Virginia, and crime rates are down due to (probably) abortion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • 4.16.26, Diagnosed with Cowardice

    4.16.26, Diagnosed with Cowardice
    Apr 16 2026
    Christian Rock bands are fighting with churches, and Slim is confused by influencers. Lazlo would shoot SlimFast if he was drafted into war. “Secretary of War,” is not a cool title at all. Lazlo is the original founder of the manosphere, and the guys talk to Vern. Hegseth quoted our opening intro. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • 4.15.26, Do Your Taxes

    4.15.26, Do Your Taxes
    Apr 15 2026
    Lazlo is sleeping with Slims’ mom, and tells the stories from his record label. RFK Jr collected a raccoon penis. If it's not on The Risk map, Lazlo doesn't know where it is. Does diet coke cure cancer? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about tax day, and Slims’ moving to the middle of nowhere to a trailer. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • 4.14.26 TikTok Sushi Bake

    4.14.26 TikTok Sushi Bake
    Apr 14 2026
    SlimFasts ‘candy’ is gross. Lazlo is adamant he can win a fight against a female pro-fighter. A guy roleplaying as a wizard broke into a house in California. Lazlo HATES Summers; Sushi Bake. A deputy was found scrolling on Sexy Singles, and Katy Perry allegedly assaulted Ruby Rose. Lazlo buys man yogurt, not chick yogurt. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Monday 4.13.26

    Monday 4.13.26
    Apr 13 2026
    Don’t use your divorce attorney as a therapist. Lazlo wants the doctors to push him in the water, and could probably make the High School JV Golf Team if he tried. SlimFast LOVES it when fireworks go wrong. CVS should round DOWN for sick children. A man set a lady on fire, and there's a bill trying to get kids off social media. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Friday 4.10.26

    Friday 4.10.26
    Apr 10 2026
    Kids pick up on a lot. Is Mike Vrabel cheating? Everybody's shaking each other's shacks. Lazlo HATES space wizards, and the Royals are moving downtown. Mayor Q, listen to Lazlo and put a casino in Kansas City. New game! Melania or Latka from Taxi? There was a stand-off AND someone got run over by a bearcat. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • Thursday 4.9.26

    Thursday 4.9.26
    Apr 9 2026
    Is AI going to allow a 3-day work week? Lazlo and SlimFast don’t think so. It’s a win-win that Jason Whitlock talked crap on-air. Lazlo lost his job after hitting a guy with a phone. SlimFast found out the salary of the guy who burned down the California warehouse. ANOTHER hooker got arrested, and the Ketamine Queen was arrested. The guys talk Royals with Vern, and discuss Iran. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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    1 hr and 54 mins