• The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)
    Mar 27 2026

    🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle 🚓 Follow-Up: The Dumbest Driver Returns ⚖️ Trans Lawyer Meltdown in Oklahoma Court 🏛️ City Council Meeting from Hell 🧪 Distorted Science: “Spoiled Sperm” 🚗 The I-5 Flasher Strikes Again 📱 Listener Interaction Highlights 📞 Voicemail Highlights 💰 Support the Show 👉 […]

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    52 mins
  • A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge
    Mar 25 2026

    🎧Episode Summary 🧠 On Today’s Show 🏠 Personal Hell: The Mug Incident Tim accidentally destroys Lord Douche’s prized green glass tea mug… and the fallout is nuclear. Days later, the household is still spiraling: 🎉 Holiday Recap: World Down Syndrome Day Tim celebrates DV-style: 👶 Duggar Dumpster Fire 📱 InstaTard: Naya Wild Meet your new […]

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    48 mins
  • Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare
    Mar 23 2026

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📝 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees, […]

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    54 mins
  • Torn Titty Trauma! – NEW EPISODE!
    Mar 20 2026

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📌 On Today’s Show: 🚨 Duggar Drama Continues 💔 Sagittarius Shawty: Date From Hell 🎤 BTS Fan vs. Lady Gaga 🧑‍🏫 Teacher From Hell (Quick Hit) 🛠️ Racist AutoZone Freakout 🪦 RIP (Maybe?) Chuck Norris 📞 Voicemails 💰 Support the Show Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […]

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    50 mins
  • Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering
    Mar 20 2026

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving […]

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons
    Mar 18 2026

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who acci🔥 Episode Highlights 📰 Distorted News 🎵 Sponsor Segment 💬 Listener Interaction ☎️ Voicemails 💰 Support the Show ⚠️ Featured Image 🎬 Closing Stick around for the full Tainted Broth […]

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    54 mins
  • How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart?
    Mar 16 2026

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who accidentally invented the phrase “fart digger.” Plus: public transit freakouts, a narcissistic TikTok disaster, a karaoke rage gun incident, and a Santa’s Village owner accused of doing some very non-holiday-appropriate […]

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    55 mins
  • Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps
    Mar 13 2026

    🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases, […]

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    51 mins