Episodes

  • Buy My Thing!

    Buy My Thing!
    Mar 23 2026
    What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Dicebreakers Too!

    Dicebreakers Too!
    Mar 16 2026
    Bob brings back a classic Distractible game back, more dicey than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th
    Mar 13 2026
    WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • The Smell You Can Lick

    The Smell You Can Lick
    Mar 9 2026
    Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Best of "Guam" (Compilation)

    Best of "Guam" (Compilation)
    Mar 8 2026
    PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    22 mins
  • Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)

    Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
    Mar 7 2026
    If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)

    Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
    Mar 6 2026
    E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • How To ABCs

    How To ABCs
    Mar 6 2026
    Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    53 mins