This one's a bit different. Dylan and Hayden go through the classic one-liners that teacher haters love to fire off online, rate how much they actually boil their blood (on a scale of nought to 1000), and then properly take them apart.

From the all-time classic "those who can, do, those who can't, teach" to "you only work 9 till 3," from "I pay your salary so you listen to me" to "just get a different job if it's that bad," every single one gets the Teach Sleep Repeat treatment. Some of them barely register. Some of them absolutely do.

The one that really gets going? Teachers are just brainwashing the next generation with their personal politics. What starts as a straightforward dismissal of a daft comment turns into a genuinely fascinating conversation about what indoctrination actually means, where the line is in schools, and why the people shouting loudest about it tend to be the most hypocritical about it.

Equal parts funny and surprisingly deep. Come for the takedowns, stay for the debate.

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