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He was a skater boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star!

It is three men down as a snuffly John Kennedy dials in from Welsh Wales between visits from his hefty African chambermaid, in which she checks his eunuch themed race kit, i.e. the equivalent of a game of spot the ball, Lew has technical issues and coughs a lot in Cheshunt and Baz limps painfully around his country estate post Amersham ultra hunting pheasant.

There is minimal juicing this week as we bring you up to speed on all things internet related. Apparently you can get it on computers now. And we welcome very special guests in the shape of the King and Queen of the Kazoo to explain to John what AI is, glasses are, and then what AI glasses are. We are also struck by the profundity of the latest works of a formerly disgraced online celebrity, consider a 2 day London marathon and the purchasing of wicked wicked incredible General Levy related race gear.

So join us as we hit warp factor 5 in Shatner Panties, prep badly for 100K of Race to the Stones, and try to listen in to the greatest musical spectacle since Ashlee Simpson's lip sync fail on Saturday Night Live.