Enzo Fernandez has Madrid on his mind—and Chelsea fans are not having it. The boys dive into the controversy, debating professionalism vs player ambition and whether the punishment fits. Meanwhile, Arsenal’s title push continues, but questions loom over their young stars—should they cash in or trust the process? Plus, full Premier League previews, bold predictions, and classic banter from start to finish.

Timestamps

0:00 Intro

1:44 Arsenal vs Bournemouth preview

3:52 Should Arsenal sell Skelly & Waniri for £100m?

13:23 The Arteta youth debate

15:55 Bournemouth breakdown — why they never park the bus

19:39 Chelsea vs Man City preview

20:09 The Enzo Fernandez ban — was it right?

30:13 Kukurela vs Enzo — who was worse?

33:31 Strongman joins

34:07 Predictions round

40:06 Sunderland vs Tottenham — De Zerbi's poisoned chalice

49:42 Man United vs Leeds

1:01:02 Premier League clubs as Nigerian politicians 🇳🇬

1:07:41 Outro

This week’s Five Aside is pure chaos—in the best way. From PSG absolutely cooking Liverpool (with tiki-taka on steroids) to Bayern vs Madrid delivering a tactical slugfest, the boys break it all down with zero chill. There’s love for Olise’s baller aura, debates over Mbappé’s Madrid impact, and a full-on Saka vs Foden civil war 💀. Plus, Barcelona’s high line gets cooked again and Arsenal grind out a “we’ll take it” win. Football heritage, hot takes, and pure banter—tap in.

Timestamps

00:00 Welcome back — and goodbye to Hawaii

04:45 AK's Nike event recap

09:35 PSG 2–0 Liverpool — the full breakdown

27:00 Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid — red card, controversy & Lamine Yamal

38:00 Bayern 2–1 Real Madrid — best performance of the week?

51:00 Is Mbappé good or bad for Real Madrid?

1:05:20 Arsenal 1–0 Sporting — ugly but effective

1:13:00 Saka vs Foden vs Palmer — who actually deserves the praise?

1:31:10 Predictions: who goes through in the quarter-finals?

1:34:40 Question of the week: which player would you swap identities with?

Happy Easter, but nobody was safe on this episode. The lads dig into Chelsea’s ruthless 7-0 FA Cup win, the Enzo drama and what it says about the Blues’ long-term project, before turning to Man City’s demolition of Liverpool as Haaland reminded everyone he is still football’s final boss. Then it is time for Arsenal therapy after a painful cup exit to Southampton, with big questions over form, squad depth and whether the title charge is wobbling. They wrap with Champions League predictions, Spurs chaos and one very unserious babysitting question.

Timestamps

00:00 Happy Easter intro and opening banter

02:17 Chelsea 7-0 in the FA Cup: flat-track bullying or proper response?

04:16 Enzo suspended, smiling in the stands, and the Madrid flirtation

08:01 What Enzo’s situation says about Chelsea’s project and ambition

12:31 Was Enzo a failed transfer or just not value for money?

14:54 Man City 4-0 Liverpool: Haaland hat-trick and total domination

17:27 Salah, standards, and the Premier League all-time greats debate

20:14 Liverpool’s bigger problem: form, squad building and stale legs

22:59 Arsenal 1-2 Southampton: cup exit, frustration and fading sharpness

26:40 Arsenal’s attack under the microscope: where are the killer wingers?

33:32 Has Arsenal’s title race become shakier after back-to-back losses?

40:30 Quick question: which footballer would you never trust to babysit your kids?

42:27 Champions League previews: PSG vs Liverpool, Barca vs Atleti, Madrid vs Bayern, Sporting vs Arsenal

49:37 Spurs, De Zerbi and whether relegation is already written

54:13 Outro