ANTOINE GRIEZMANN HAVE FUN IN ORLANDO YOU LOSER! Son breaks the LAFC assist record. Hugo breaks the MLS shut out record. Bouanga inches closer to the Hat Trick record… AND THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST HALF. Travis runs this one mostly solo as we talk LAFC’s incredible night, Shaffelburgs debut, Ebobisse’s return, and Crepeau’s humiliating night. And who can forget… the return of DANNY TWO NIPS!!! Are we back???

00:00 Six Nil Statement Win

00:58 Records And Milestones

02:45 Why It Clicked Tonight

04:29 Clean Sheet Praise

04:58 Holiday Solo Hosting

06:00 Two Nips Dan Calls

09:28 Son And Bouanga Breakdown

11:59 Second Daniel Formation Talk

15:45 More Callers And Metro Vibes

17:37 Super Chats And Darren Update

30:30 Jeff Talk Griezmann Rant

34:09 Darren Joins Passover Chat

36:03 Pauly On The A Line

36:43 Reddit and Online Heat

37:09 Weird Start Great Game

37:55 Crepeau Gets Shelled

38:51 Dog Cameo Caller Wrap

39:12 Super Chats and Tyler Boyd

40:52 What Happened Recap

42:40 Clean Sheets Detergent Bit

43:26 Hacks on Max Plug

46:06 Sad Foot Roundup

50:04 Son Assist Record Breakdown

51:55 Caller LAFC Luke

55:09 Birthday Fresno Curse Ends

58:00 Lloris Awards Talk

59:33 Passover Hebrew Font Tangent

01:01:54 Survivor Blood Moon Rant

01:06:24 Goal Scorers Trivia

01:07:46 Vince Joins the Pod

01:08:26 Rhino Painting Detour

01:09:30 Vince Reacts to Blowout

01:13:00 Son Assist Record

01:14:25 Carl Calls In

01:16:27 Orlando Was Awful

01:21:42 League Roundup and Galaxy Roast

01:23:34 Soccer Media Rant

01:24:53 Survivor and Discord Talk

01:25:46 Movie and TV Recommendations

01:31:27 Records and Bouanga Legacy

01:35:03 Cruz Azul Preview and Signoff

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LAFC faces Orlando City (bottom of the MLS table) and Cruz Azul (CONCACAF Champions Cup champions) in the next few days. While unbeaten, top of the West in MLS, a record scoreless streak to open the season, and in the CCC quarterfinals, LAFC is still struggling to score, with limited production from Bouanga and Son, both dealing with preseason injuries. And Eustáquio’s injury is worse than we thought. Will Orlando be a trap game? Is Cruz Azul our biggest test yet? I don't know maybe stop reading the description and watch the show!???

00:00 Welcome and Match Dates

00:47 Merch and Patreon Plug

01:12 Listener Banter Begins

01:48 #HireDarren

08:47 Call Amirian Law: 866-ARE-WE-BACK

10:02 Storylines Intro

10:46 Is LAFC Actually Good

12:24 Injuries and Eustaquio Update

14:20 Optimist vs Pessimist Debate

16:34 Breaking Down the Low Block

20:57 DPs Struggling and Context

23:55 What Still Needs Fixing

26:32 Fanbase Fighting and Nuance

27:19 Invite Debate Live

27:49 Community Over Comments

29:22 Online Negativity Nuance

30:15 Sonny Fans Clarification

31:44 Orlando Match Preview

33:11 Orlando Chaos And Griezmann

35:39 Roasting Orlando Florida

37:39 Cruz Azul Biggest Test

39:36 Two Leg Mindset

42:16 Neutral Site And Crowd Split

44:13 Betted And Forget It

44:31 Bet Controversy Ruling

46:19 This Weeks Wild Bets

49:39 Wrap Up

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Our reaction to LAFC's tense 0-0 loss-tie at Austin FC, with a tired LAFC squad playing in 90+ degree heat in Austin, where they've historically struggled. The goals were lacking but the sheets remain record-breakingly CLEAN. We break down the historic defensive start, the slow offensive start, everything in between, and as always a bunch of random shit that has nothing to do with any of that, like movies set in space and who will win Survivor this season.

00:00 Postgame Introductions

00:34 Zero Zero Loss Bit

01:25 Tired Legs No Rotation

03:01 Game Plan Counter Press

05:33 Happy Foot Clean Sheets

07:27 Unlocking Son Bouanga

14:31 Set Piece Frustrations

18:11 Super Chats And Banter

25:10 Call In David Martinez

28:07 Bouanga Vs Son Debate

31:54 Call In Diego Howdy

37:48 Call In Austin Perspective

43:46 Visitors Tunnel Chaos

44:17 Tottenham Fans at BMO

44:51 Geoff Talk Returns

45:39 Interstellar Debate

48:02 No Happy Feet Tonight

48:56 Rotation and Sub Questions

50:36 Why Geoff Is the Heel

55:09 Movie Night and Patreon Plug

57:50 Defense Dominance Breakdown

01:00:36 Pickup Soccer and Aging

01:02:53 Starting XI and Boudri Talk

01:08:31 Stadium Food Wishlist

01:13:30 Survivor 50 Predictions

01:18:19 Model UN Drinking Story

01:22:07 Final Thoughts and Signoff

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