• Jack's Rants - IT Hiring Chaos – The Strange State of the Tech Job Market
    Mar 12 2026

    In this short episode, Jack takes a look at the current state of the IT hiring market — where job postings seem plentiful, but actual opportunities often feel strangely elusive. From "entry-level" roles asking for a decade of experience to companies searching for the mythical full-stack, cloud, DevOps, security expert all in one person, we discuss the growing gap between job descriptions and reality. With a bit of sarcasm and a lot of firsthand observation, we unpack what's going on in tech hiring right now and why so many professionals feel like the market has become a puzzle nobody quite understands.

    00:00 Introduction
    00:39 Market Struggles
    02:22 Hardware Shortages
    02:56 Merged Roles
    05:12 Interview Issues
    08:31 AI's Impact
    10:18 Conclusion

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    12 mins
  • Raspberry Mistery - 200 Techs Using A Single Raspberry Pi: The Temporary Server That Failed
    Mar 2 2026

    A few hundred field engineers. Real humans. With vans. And jobs. All coordinated by a device roughly the size of a coaster and powered by something suspiciously similar to a phone charger.


    For months, it runs slow but flawlessly. Tickets dispatched. Routes optimized. Managers happy. The tiny silicon hero hums along in its noble plastic case, bravely pretending it's not one 'apt upgrade' away from a crisis.


    Join us as we unravel the mystery, debate the true definition of "production-ready," and ask the question no one wanted to say out loud.

    00:00 Welcome Back
    01:23 Shadow IT Chaos
    05:18 Major Outage
    12:04 Data Center Discovery
    17:59 Where's the Server?
    19:58 Raspberry Pi Reveal
    25:13 Migration Success
    30:36 Closing Thoughts

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    32 mins
  • Jack's Rants - Batch Job Blues - Why Mainframes And Banks Still Rule The World
    Feb 10 2026

    Jack's Rants dives into the world of banking mainframes and the batch jobs that quietly keep everything moving — until one of them doesn't. What starts as a routine overnight run turns into a multiple transactions on thousands of accounts that didnt happen in the real world, but the mainframe says something else.


    00:00 Rant Kickoff
    01:23 Transaction Glitch
    03:14 Batch Job Drama
    05:23 Mainframe Pros
    07:33 Wrap Up

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    9 mins
  • Welcome to IT Horror Stories with Jack Smith
    1 min
  • Surviving the Anonymous DDOS - How We Survived the Traffic Flood from Anonymous
    Feb 2 2026

    This episode we unpack what a DDoS attack actually is, using the specter of Anonymous as a cultural touchstone rather than a how-to villain. We talk about why high-profile groups target services, what it feels like in real time when traffic spikes and systems start gasping, and how panic can make things worse.

    Instead of glorifying attackers, we center on mindset: staying calm, recognizing early warning signs, and understanding the difference between noise and a true outage.

    The takeaway isn't technical bravado; it's preparedness. By the end of the episode, "surviving" a DDoS means knowing how to keep your service, your team, and your reputation intact when the internet decides to stress-test you all at once.

    00:00 Hello & Introduction
    00:51 The Anonymous Attack
    06:19 Unprepared Response
    13:52 DDoS Solutions
    16:08 Smart Attacks
    25:06 Evolution of Protection
    33:11 Risk & Insurance
    34:52 Podcast Wrap-Up

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    36 mins
  • Shadow IT Reports - Why you should not have a "Quick Sales Tool" in production
    Jan 7 2026

    We dive into the familiar chaos of Shadow IT created by the sales department — well-intentioned, fast-moving, and completely invisible until something breaks. A "quick tool" turns into a critical system overnight, contracts appear after go-live, and IT is asked to secure, integrate, and support something it never approved or even knew existed. It's a story about speed versus control, good intentions with bad outcomes, and why Shadow IT doesn't start with malice — it starts with urgency.

    00:00 Podcast Kickoff
    01:11 What is Shadow IT
    02:44 Sales Server Disaster
    12:57 Data Migration Drama
    23:45 Luck and Lessons
    25:15 Common Shadow IT
    26:58 Management Irony
    28:02 Final Thoughts

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    30 mins
  • The DevOps Royale With Cheese - When a Data Supplier Breaks Production
    Dec 1 2025

    In this episode, we return to Finland, where an international burger chain suddenly found itself cut off from the one thing every fast-food operation needs to function: real-time operational data. A third-party data supplier pulled the plug without warning, leaving kitchens blind, dashboards empty, and the entire workflow stuck on "please wait."

    What followed was a truly Nordic-speed DevOps rescue mission — rapid troubleshooting, frantic config changes, un-authorized workarounds, and a race to restore data before the lunch rush turned into a customer revolt.

    From vendor surprises to emergency pipelines, this episode serves up a full stack of DevOps chaos... with cheese.

    00:00 Finnish Fiasco
    02:02 DevOps Gone Wrong
    06:07 The Elixir Adventure
    11:52 System Meltdown
    17:33 Quick Fixes
    24:13 Final Decisions
    27:04 Wrap Up

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    28 mins
  • Y2K vs Y2K38 - The Rematch and How the World Avoided a Global IT Disaster (Again)
    Nov 3 2025

    We revisit the original digital apocalypse — the year 2000 - looking back at what Y2K really was, how an army of COBOL coders saved the world before midnight, and why most people never even noticed.

    But the clock is ticking again: Y2K38 is coming, and this time it's 32-bit. Different date, same panic waiting to happen as UNIX time doesn't heal — it overflows into a negative.

    00:00 Banter & Introductions
    01:40 Y2K Breakdown
    10:16 Fallout & Fixes
    13:31 Enter Y2K38
    18:18 Future Risks
    28:09 Wrap Up

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    29 mins