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Movie Wars

Movie Wars

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A panel of stand-up comedians blends humor with deep film analysis, using their unique ‘War Card’ system to grade movies across key categories. Each episode delivers thoughtful insights and spirited debate, offering a fresh, comedic take on film critique. New episode every Tuesday!Copyright 2026 2-Vices Media Art Politics & Government
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  • Muppet Treasure Island
    Mar 24 2026

    Thirty years later and Muppet Treasure Island still does not get the respect it deserves. In this episode we go deep on one of the most slept-on films in the entire Muppet catalog, and make the case that it is not just a great Muppet movie but a legitimately great movie, full stop. We talk about Tim Curry doing what Tim Curry does best, which is walk into a movie and immediately become the most chaotic and magnetic thing in it. Long John Silver might be his most unhinged performance and we mean that as the highest possible compliment. We also get into what the Muppets actually are at their core, why Jim Henson's legacy still shapes everything they touch, and how Brian Henson pulled off a film that works for a six-year-old and a thirty-five-year-old sitting in the same room.

    Here is the thing nobody talks about with this movie: they were shooting it with an unfinished script. The whole production was a controlled improvisation, and somehow that chaos is exactly what makes it feel alive. The energy between Tim Curry and the Muppets is not manufactured, it is real, and you can feel it in every scene. We break down how that spontaneity shaped the final product, why the Hans Zimmer score hits harder than anyone gives it credit for, and why the Muppets doing classic literature is a formula that absolutely needs to come back. This one is a love letter to a film that earned it.

    Takeaways:

    1. Tim Curry's Long John Silver is his most unhinged and purely enjoyable performance on film, and we are prepared to die on that hill
    2. The Muppets treating themselves as serious dramatic actors is not a bit, it is the whole philosophy, and it is why the comedy actually lands
    3. The script was not finished when they started shooting, and the improvised chaos that resulted is a feature, not a bug
    4. The Muppets doing classic literature is one of the best creative frameworks they have ever had and someone needs to bring it back
    5. Hans Zimmer scored this film early in his career and it absolutely slaps in ways people never notice until you point it out
    6. At its core this movie is funny, it is adventurous, and it genuinely has heart, which is the Muppet formula and it works every single time

    Tags: Muppet Treasure Island, Tim Curry performance, Muppets movie history, film adaptation comedy, Muppet film analysis, Tim Curry Muppet role, Muppet character dynamics, Muppet humor style, Brian Henson directing, underrated Muppet movies, Muppet movie nostalgia, film composition Hans Zimmer, Muppet Treasure Island review, Muppet movie legacy, classic literature adaptations, comedic puppetry techniques, Muppet character interactions, film production challenges, Muppet film trivia, Tim Curry acting style

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    56 mins
  • Sinners
    Mar 18 2026

    Sinners just became the most Oscar-nominated film in history — 16 nominations — and we waited way too long to talk about it. Kyle, Seth, and Mariana break down Ryan Coogler's blood-soaked, blues-drenched masterpiece: a movie that somehow pulls off being a historically accurate 1930s Delta drama AND the greatest vampire film ever made, all in the same 137 minutes.

    We get into Michael B. Jordan's twin performance — arguably the most technically demanding dual role since Jeremy Irons in Dead Ringers — the fact that Coogler shot this thing on the same anamorphic lenses used for Ben-Hur, and how a $5M indie vision ballooned into a $105M monster that Coogler partially bankrolled out of his own pocket. Plus: the Warner Bros. deal that had Hollywood executives clutching their pearls, the juke joint built on a hurricane Katrina–abandoned golf course surrounded by actual water moccasins, and why this is the first horror film in history to earn a CinemaScore A.

    Also: Jack O'Connell's secret Irish step dancing past, Ludwig Göransson going to the B.B. King Museum to find the soul of the score, and the "Michael C. Jordan" joke that broke the whole room.

    Movie Wars is a Nashville-based film podcast hosted by Kyle, Seth, and Marianna. New episodes every week.

    Keywords: Sinners, Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan, Oscar nominations 2025, best horror movies, vampire movies, Delta blues, Ludwig Göransson, cinematography, Movie Wars podcast

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Titanic
    Mar 10 2026

    Coming off Ben Hur — the first film to win 11 Oscars — we hit the only other movie to match that record: Titanic. And yeah, it won zero acting awards, which tells you everything you need to know going in.

    Kyle, Seth, and John break down James Cameron's $200 million gamble that somehow became the highest-grossing film of its time — and one of the most emotionally manipulative movies ever made. Is it a romance? A disaster film? A technical marvel hiding a deeply mediocre screenplay? All three. We dig into why Billy Zane, Kathy Bates, and Bernard Hill (King Theoden himself) are criminally underrated here, why Rose is genuinely insufferable as a narrator, and why Jack Dawson — a nomadic hobo who apparently had all of Paris wanting their portrait done — is one of the weirdest protagonists in blockbuster history.

    We also get personal: Seth watched it with a different girlfriend three times and never once made it through without hearing crying to his right. John rewatched it before a cruise. Kyle was butthurt about the box office. And we all agree — once that ship starts going down, Cameron is absolutely untouchable.

    It's a 2/2 kind of movie. A technical masterpiece wrapped around a script that should've sunk with the boat.

    Companies / Films mentioned:

    1. Eightland
    2. Ben Hur
    3. Titanic
    4. Lord of the Rings
    5. Alita: Battle Angel
    6. Blue Valentine
    7. Twister, Dante's Peak, San Andreas

    Tags: Titanic podcast, Movie Wars podcast, James Cameron Titanic, Titanic film analysis, Titanic movie review, Jack and Rose, Titanic Oscar wins, Titanic acting, Billy Zane Titanic, Titanic writing critique, Titanic disaster film, Titanic romance, Titanic historical accuracy, Titanic filmmaking, Titanic special effects, Titanic cultural impact, Leo DiCaprio Kate Winslet, Titanic character analysis, Ben Hur 11 Oscars, 90s blockbusters

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The hosts strike a balance between critic and fan. Are very funny and informative. Best movie podcast I've ever heard.

Funny, informative. Best movie podcast around.

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