Episodes

  • 213 - Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life

    213 - Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life
    Mar 25 2026
    This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Subtweeting 02:21 Instagram Is Dark 08:32 Andy Doesn't Help 09:22 French social etiquette 13:19 Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life 14:46 Airfare Is Going Up 20:15 Ad Break: Jones Road Beauty 22:37 Points Math 27:58 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:14 Cults But Not Cults 32:43 Do You Have Normal Poops? 34:26 Cults That Aren't Cults 34:47 The Troubled Teen Industry 37:24 Blue Oyster? 38:50 Shen Yun 42:17 We Are A Family Here 46:05 Job Hierarchy 54:44 Work Husband / Work Wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • 212 - Beta Behavior

    212 - Beta Behavior
    Mar 18 2026
    This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR! #honeylovepod COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:35 Elizabeth Can't Sing 05:51 Famous Married Singers 13:38 Beta Behavior 18:29 Learning French 23:05 AD BREAK: Honey Love 24:37 Estrogen and Memory 26:34 Depression 32:54 AD BREAK: Cozy Earth 34:56 4PM Slump 42:58 How Long In Menopause 51:31 Kids Birthday Parties 52:09 Pick Me Parent 54:03 The Perfect Thank You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • 211 - Trees Trees Glorious Trees

    211 - Trees Trees Glorious Trees
    Mar 11 2026
    This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 It Feels Good To Darn 03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please 03:32 Skin Issues 06:44 Anti-Aging 10:25 Fancy Dermatologist 13:21 Making Eyes 21:38 Big Kotex Update! 25:13 Febreze 26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays 28:22 Dawn Dish soap 29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings 33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant 35:06 The Triangle Of Death 38:27 Cute Italian Man 40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau 41:48 Sick and Charming 44:43 I'm Tech Avail 48:44 Laser Hair Removal 54:47 Trees Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 210 - Different Strokes For Different Folks

    210 - Different Strokes For Different Folks
    Mar 4 2026
    This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Butter On Pop Tarts 04:44 Some Housekeeping 06:34 Andy Needs A New Hairdo 12:44 Seinfeld In France 18:08 Drive To Survive 26:48 Different Strokes For Different Folks 30:57 Ad Break: Cozy Earth 33:21 HRT Therapy 37:41 A Perfect Craigslist Ad 43:08 Times Are Changin' 50:12 What Are Memories 52:18 What Is A Photo? 01:03:20 I Can't Be Too Rich 01:03:44 Forget Saying Goodbye Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 209 - Super Flu!

    209 - Super Flu!
    Feb 25 2026
    The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:25 Super Flu 13:43 Grocery Store Tears 21:53 Grocery Victory 23:05 Ad Break 26:17 Done With Duolingo 35:02 Frida Baby Controversy 39:23 Elizabeth Gilbert All The Way To The River 48:58 A Peeing Fact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    53 mins
  • 208 - A Beautiful Mind

    208 - A Beautiful Mind
    Feb 18 2026
    This week on NLR: Andy is losing his mind over lost sneezes, Elizabeth has an amazing moment at Anthropologie, everyone is getting back to class, the Olympics fail to deliver, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 01:12 HRT Tips 08:13 Plants Can Feel Too 10:07 Andy Can't Sneeze 15:41 How To Celebrity 18:18 Elizabeth Was Recognized 19:34 Winter Olympics Penisgate 26:43 Ad Break 28:14 A Father's Pride 28:40 The Great Pottery Throw Down 33:49 French Class 40:22 Back To Pilates 43:16 Stars and Airplanes 51:00 A Beautiful Mind 52:17 Learning A Language Later In Life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 207 - Giggly Wife

    207 - Giggly Wife
    Feb 11 2026
    Elizabeth has the church giggles and Andy doesn't know how to lunch! Topics include: goat cheese, tradwife drama, barn coats, HRT, ER visits, and more. Thanks to our episode sponsors: COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:48 ADHD Journey 08:50 Fancy Cheesesteak 11:13 Lunch Etiquette 19:08 Ad Break 20:48 King Of Kong 21:43 Hormone Therapy 26:07 Clothes Make The Man 27:21 Goat Cheese 29:41 Ballerina Farms 44:34 Bomb In The Butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • 206 - Bedtime!

    206 - Bedtime!
    Feb 4 2026
    Elizabeth and Andy hop into bed this week to discuss harrowing bathroom incidents, problematic celebrities, broken bones, hot flashes and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: Patreon.com/BETHSDEAD Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:43 Bathroom Incidents 08:04 Kanye West Apology 14:06 Back To The Bathroom Story 18:22 Ad Break 20:00 Trader Joe's Story 24:22 Cat Claw Close Call 26:45 The Furnace 29:53 The One Word That Can Ruin Friendships 42:22 Bonjour 42:57 No Soliciting 49:18 Something's Broken Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min