Today on One More & I’m Outta Here, we cover a weekend so chaotic it felt like America accidentally hit “randomize events.”

First up, the nationwide “No Kings” rallies — millions of people showed up across the country protesting everything from government overreach to immigration policies, all under one banner: “We don’t do kings here.”
Which is ironic… because nothing screams “we’re not dramatic” like 3,000 protests and a guy dressed like George Washington yelling into a megaphone.

Meanwhile, right here in Cincinnati, Opening Day for the Cincinnati Reds turned into Fight Night at the Ballpark.
Because nothing pairs better with baseball, beer, and sunshine than a postgame street brawl that makes you question if you just watched a sporting event… or a deleted scene from The Purge. ⚾🍺👊

Then we’ve got Hakeem Jeffries warning that putting ICE agents in airports could lead to people being killed — which might be the boldest way to turn TSA into a horror movie since someone tried to bring shampoo over 3 ounces.
Look, airports are already stressful… but now we’re acting like your gate change announcement is followed by “also, survival is optional.”

At this point, the news cycle isn’t even trying to make sense anymore:

• Protests the size of small countries
• Baseball games turning into WWE auditions
• Politicians dropping statements that sound like rejected Netflix thrillers

👉 Moral of the story:

If you survived this weekend without getting into a fight, attending a protest, or fearing for your life at Gate B12… congratulations, you are officially in the minority.

🎧 Hit subscribe, grab a drink, and remember:
We don’t have kings… but we definitely have chaos.

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Tonight on Kiefer Than Therapy, the news cycle somehow got even weirder… and we’re here to make it worse.

We start off with a Bachelor/Bachelorette contestant who apparently thought reality TV drama wasn’t enough and decided to add a little domestic violence DLC to their storyline. Roses are red, flags are redder. 🌹🚩

Then it’s time for Poop Cruise 2: The Sequel Nobody Asked For, where a flushed towel turned a relaxing vacation into a floating biohazard. Because nothing says luxury travel like questioning every life decision while trapped on a ship that smells like regret. 🚢💩

We also give a Punch the Monkey update — yes, that monkey — who now has a girlfriend, proving once again that even a monkey has a better dating life than half this podcast. 🐒❤️

Meanwhile, a Jack Reacher star apparently decided the best way to stay in shape was assaulting a private citizen, which we’re pretty sure was NOT in the script. Method acting has gone too far. 🎬👊

And finally… the headline that broke our brains:
An amputee cornhole player accused of murder.
We don’t know what’s crazier — the crime, the sport, or the fact that this sounds like a rejected Florida Man Mad Lib. 🌽⚖️

If the world keeps getting this ridiculous, we’re gonna need a bigger podcast.

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Tonight on One More & I’m Outta Here, we try to figure out what timeline we’re living in, because this week made absolutely no sense.

First up, Afroman just beat a lawsuit against the cops who raided his house… which means the guy who wrote Because I Got High now has a better legal record than most politicians. Freedom of speech is alive and well, and apparently so is lemon pound cake.

Then we jump over to Iran, where the regime somehow managed to make the news even darker by executing a wrestler who spoke out against them. Nothing says “strong government” like being afraid of a guy in a singlet.

And finally, the internet tried to convince everyone that Chuck Norris died… which is funny, because Chuck Norris doesn’t die — death just waits until he’s ready.

So tonight we ask the important questions:
Is the world getting crazier, or are we just finally paying attention?
Why is Afroman winning court cases?
And how many times can Chuck Norris be declared dead before he roundhouse kicks the calendar?

All that and more on One More & I’m Outta Here — the only podcast where the headlines sound fake, but somehow aren’t.

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