This week we discuss Justin Bieber’s gay guy music video hour at Coachella, MAGA vs the Pope, and the man who got fired for teleporting to a Waffle House.

This week we discuss Olaf & Rapunzel breaking down at Disney, the Selena Gomez QR code Oreos being used to catch possums, and the alternate lyrics we’ll maybe get on the Beyonce Lemonade Lullaby album.

This week we’re discussing Kristi Noem’s bimbo husband, Shaq’s alleged fart sexts with Sabrina Carpenter, the chaos at the Miss Grand Thailand competition, plus my conspiracy theory about RuPaul’s STOP THAT TRAIN movie.

This week we discuss Tina Knowles’ cursed gumbo, how Zac Brown ruined Survivor, the fresh blood in Korey’s Palm Springs hotel, and the Ace Ventura butt birth rhino up for auction.

This week we discuss our obsessions with Pokopia, the Heinz Sauce Remix machine, going animal style in the In & Out bathroom stall, & our new life goal of being Hidden Valley Ranch-Bassadors.

This week we discuss Donna Kelce’s home renovation, how much we’d bid on the Baby Grinch Head Skin, the hidden messages in the new Harry Styles album, plus Korey’s big night at the Queerties.

This week we discuss the new Pokemon starter trio, which Fast Food CEO had the manliest bite, what we were tinkin’ about the Traitors finale, plus our recipe for boy kibble.

This week we discuss the messy Survivor 50 premiere, if Woody is going to Turkey in Toy Story 5, how the Heated Rivalry cottage is about to be an OnlyFans set, plus the big question at this year’s Winter Olympics: goth figure skating daughter or MAGA hockey son?