Picking up right at the end of last week's explosive ending, the Dallas Vampire Coven deals with the fallout of a terrorist attack! Eric dupes Sookie to get under her skin (and MAN does he!) and Godric falls upon his sword to ensure that his clan is protected.

Back in Bon Temps, things are ramping up into chaos! Lafayette is HORRIFIED when he sees bruises on Tara and responds accordingly. Sam flies the coop (literally), and Maryann continues to be an absolute menace to society.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we mourn a fallen joke , Ash issues a dire warning to listeners, and Alaina continues to deny that Alexander even HAS shoulders!

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In one of the best episodes of the series so far, Sookie gets saved by an unlikely friend. She and Eric attempt to escape from cult camp as Bill and Jason rally to get her to safety!

At Merlottes, Lafayette gets a mystical warning, and Sam finds Daphne’s corpse and ends up in serious hot water!! Not a banner night for the hometown haunt!

Back at the house that booties built, Tara is sus about the blackouts everyone is experiencing, and Maryann makes the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. But hey! At least she didn’t f&#k a tree!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes that Eric would look at her like he looks at Godric , Ash wants to save a horse, and Mikie does his best Audrey impression!

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With Sookie stuck at Cult Camp: Basement Edition, shit looks BLEAK! Hugo is bitchmade, and sings like a canary to save his own ass FURTHER endangering not only Sookie, but Jason as well!!

Back in Bon Temps, Tara is freaked out by the time that she lost and starts to sense something is up when Arlene mentions the same thing happened to her. Meanwhile Andy just sounds like a crazy person ranting about demons and orgies in the woods, and people see him for what he looks like!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks about the house that booties built , Ash gets 'Hotdog Flashbacks”, and Mikie adds a scandalous search to his browser history!

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REWATCHERS!!! We will be taking a short vacation, and will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks! Catch the next episode on March 25th! see you then!

Sookie gets unlikely assistance from Hugo, a human paramour of one of the Dallas Vampires. Together they go undercover to spy on Steve & Sarah's Cult! Jason is having a conflict of faith after he got a holy handjob last week, and cracks in Sarah & Steve's marriage starts to show.

Back in Bon Temps Tara and Eggs are treated to bitchmade behavior when the water heater gives out. Arlene and Terry continue their flirtmance, and sam says some truly fucked up shit that would definitely get his employer ass sued!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina admits that she would clap erasers with Eric, Ash gets the ick from Bill's behavior, and Mikie wants to unheard the dreadful noises coming out of black eyed Arlene!

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This episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound** This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about the episode title, and Ash readies herself to show Maryann these hands because of her "Temu Gran costume" she puts on! (Honestly! The fucking nerve of this woman!)

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Sookie plays the adorable step mom in this episode, talking Bill into leading Jessica with a gentler hand! They travel to Dallas, and receive an unwelcomed greeting. Meanwhile, Jason gets lured into the Newlin’s close circle, and Tara celebrates her birthday with 100 of her closest strangers!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina needs to collect herself after Eric’s blood has unexpected effects on Lala, Mikie has strong feelings about Scrappy (emphasis on CRAPPY) Doo, and Ash pulls YOU aside for a little side conversation!

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We start with Sookie telling Bill to piss off, and storming away from her banana mobile into these hella dangerous Louisiana streets, but her attempt to distance herself from her insufferable boyfriend ends up putting her in the crosshairs of a magical beast that attacks her. Distraught, Bill brings her scratched up ass to Fantasia for magical healing of the non-sexy variety! Meanwhile, both Tara and Jason worry that they're not where they should be, and Sam shows that he's a bitch.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie gets a new favorite euphemism, Ash worries that Maryann is dangerous, and we get our first complicated look at Joyt(? Hoysica?)

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We pick up where we left off last week! Layfayette is in grave peril, but remembers that even though the blood may be synthetic, Royce's ass is magnetic! Sookie attempts to be a cool mom, and Eric gets a makeover!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina basks in Eric's final form, Mikie expresses his love Pam & Eric's bond, and we Ash almost sprays the entire pod lab with an actual near spit-take!

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