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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner. Politics & Government
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  • 489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam
    Mar 28 2026

    Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • 488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home
    Mar 21 2026

    Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 487 - Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture
    Mar 14 2026

    Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
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Without Tim Dillon, life is without purpose, eventhough he doesn't believe or stand behind most of what he says.

Tim is the bomb-NRG drink.

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Tim Dillon made me a schizophrenic and I'm ecstatic about it. I'm never going to leave my house again.

Thoughtful Insight

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funny tim you did a great job with this episode. phase keep these videos coming

great stuff Tim

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Tim is an amazing comic mind , and Ben is a good sidekick. a must listen if the kids are away

Tim Dillon is a national treasure

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Ladies and gentlemen, as the world crumbles and decays into a senseless hellscape Tim "King Pig" Dillon holds our hand along the way, possibly fat shaming us to our final knife fight. He's truly the CEO of Fake Business and a National Treasure. Good night.

A closeted gay cocaine addict

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