One of these movies is a mule's hair shy of a henhouse and the other is meaner than a widow's bullet.

I reckon that one of them here Rooster Cogburns was a fantastical portrayal of a drunkard past his prime and one of 'em was portrayed by a fantastical drunkard past his prime. If my words inflame and incense your persons and you take them's as shootin' words, then I s'pose you'll have to pull up a rockin' chair, a pouch of baccy, a spatoon, and some fierce ears to drop eaves on our ascertainment of the age old question as to whether or not the remake was a retootin' or a detootin'!

Join us in a week as we discuss Ang Lee's Wedding Banquet and its 2025 remake!

If you're able to stay awake, you might find out whether this reboot was a deboot or not. I'm too tired to think of something clever. A good reviewers can't sleep because a movie can be so bad, a bad reviewer can't sleep because he doesn't know why movies are bad.

Join us in two weeks as we watch True Grit and its remake!

With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog the voice of Michael J. Fox, these old men came rolling home.

Which movie found its way into our hearts and which one got lost in the woods on the way there? Join us as we take you on an unforgettable trip with thrills, emotions, and the idea that every single animal actor is actually mistreated and animal handlers are evil?

In two weeks time, John and Noah find themselves reviewing the 1997 film Insomnia and it's 2002, Chris Nolan counterpart.