The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (3.31)

At this time tomorrow, we would have sent four astronauts to go around the moon — not ON the moon, but around the moon. It’s the Artemis 2 and it’s gonna be great! A 10-day mission? Ding-dong with you NASA people! Tiger Woods has announced he’s stepping away from the world of golf to seek treatment following his latest car crash on Jupiter Island, Florida. Tragedy over the weekend in LA when San Dimas Deputy Levi Vargas, who was taking part in the Baker to Vegas Challenge Cup Relay race, suffered a medical emergency and died during the race. Here to talk about it is his friend, retired K9 Officer Johnny Hanson. Panorama City ice rink the LA Kings Valley Ice Center, which has been in operation for decades, is set to be demolished May 1, so the community is protesting the demise of this beloved sporting institution with a Change.org petition.

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Tim Conway Jr. Hour 2 (3.31)

The smart kids are in the KFI house for a pizza party with Timmy! They’re called the F.I.R.E. S.H.A.R.K.S., they’re all elementary and middle-school age, and they’re big into robotics. And we’ve also got Joe Peeps Pizza to feed these hungry, budding scientists. These kids are headed to Canada for a robotics tournament, where they’ll compete against 90 teams from 70 countries. Calling into the studio from Houston, we have special guest Col. Terry Virts of the US Air Force, who is also a retired NASA astronaut. He’s here to answer all of Timmy’s probing questions about space travel and what it’s like up there where no one can hear you scream. There's a GoFundMe set up to help “support the F.I.R.E.S.H.A.R.K.S. team achieve their dream.” Just head to the platform and donate, people! Tonight, back-to-back champions, the LA Dodgers, are taking on the Cleveland Guardians!

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Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 3 (3.31)

Jimmy Kimmel was throwing shade at some of Trump’s staff, including the new Homeland Security Secretary, Oklahoman Markwayne Mullin, who used to be a plumber. Did you get your LA28 email today about timeslots to buy tickets for the Los Angeles Summer Olympic Games in 2028? The City of Santa Monica has revealed its preliminary plans for a park to replace the airport that sets to close in 2028. Hundreds of animals that were rescued from a hording situation in Lake Hughes are getting groomed by Homeboy Industries and its affiliates, so they’ll be ready for adoption. Right now, we’re experiencing a California cloud burst. We need that moisture! Bellio had a celebrity sighting today — she saw Carmen Electra in the iHeartMedia lobby! Today was the first ever Farmworkers Day. It used to be called Cesar Chavez Day, but we all know what happened there. Now, not only will farmworkers and the working class be honored with dignity, but so will working women, who won’t have to share their day with the name of a sexual abuser. Adam Carolla had a very funny take about the home he grew up in, with his childhood bedroom doubling as the family laundry room. Timmy recalls a similar bedroom situation in his childhood.

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Tim Conway Jr. Hour 4 (3.31)

Are you the ultimate athlete? Definitely not. Paul McCartney never walked on the moon. Let’s double check the NASA Artemis 2 launch time tomorrow — it’s scheduled to blast off at ET 6:24pm in Florida, which is PT 3:24pm on the West Coast. Timmy went to Glendale Del Taco last night after work; he was second in line at the drive-in, and there was a Mercedes-Benz G wagon in front of him. The checkout guy gave Timmy several big bags of food, which wasn’t his tiny order — it was that of the G wagon guys. They were likely heller stoned. Apparently, Mark Rahner has no respect for plumbers. But the rest of us do love us some Super Mario Bros. Does the US need to get back on that moon just to beat out China, Russia and Iran? Is it raining men on the moon? Electricians are coming to the rescue of plumbers — do NOT make fun of tradespeople, ya hear that, Kimmel? Over here in California, we just loooove to talk about that weather. AI warning incoming! High tech tells us that we have got to get engaged with artificial intelligence, or it will pass us by.

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The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (3.30)

It’s Monday so it means Mark Thompson’s in the house! Yesterday, Timmy C took in the college basketball, Duke vs. UConn, and you know what? While it's not for him, this game sure was a doozy. Did you know? Mark Thompson chooses his casinos based on how clean the men’s room is. He may be a betting man, but he doesn’t play when it comes to his tinkling. This one’s for the smarty-pants listeners: Please, for God’s sake, do more TalkBacks. And now one for the dumb-dumbs: Timmy likes your TalkBacks much better, keep it up. A woman was interviewed by KTLA about gas prices and why she was buying gas at that Hollywood gas station — she said because her friend told her it was 26 cents cheaper per gallon. And she came from Corona in Riverside. Which was a 74-mile drive. Her math ain’t mathing.

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Tim Conway Jr. Hour 2 (3.30)

We might get rain this week in SoCal, plus snow in the Sierra Mountains! It’s gonna be a good dump! And Mark Thompson would know — back in ancient times he was a famous dancing weathercaster. Are you ready for the moon mission? NASA is prepping for the crew of Artemus 2 to head to the moon on April Fool’s, the first lunar mission in 50 years. Reality TV road rage! Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson, the married designer duo who star in Amazon reality show “Gown and Out in Beverly Hills,” filmed their road rage pursuit of a man who had attempted to kick in their car while in Hollywood before speeding off. When Timmy was about 21 years old, he was hired to work as an assistant to the direct Paul Mazursky when he made the film “Down and Out in Beverly Hills.” Well, Timmy failed up and ended up shadowing actor Nick Nolte to ensure he didn’t go off the proverbial rails.

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Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 3 (3.30)

A solar panel installer walked off the job in Ontario after the check cleared, destroying a woman’s roof — and bank balance. Plus, the latest on the Tiger Woods car crash in Florida. Will he play in the Masters Tournament, or will he sit this one out? One thing’s for sure; he needs the caddie to drive him there. Let’s take the 5 to Valencia, where store security cameras captured a man rubbing his naked penis on a woman’s ear while she was shopping at the local Whole Foods. After 118 years of serving hungry Angelinos, Cole’s French Dip in downtown LA served its last sandwich today. Plus, Tim reminisces about smoking in church. You know what’s blind friendly? Timmy C is blind friendly! He treats the vision impaired like a regular listener. Sorta.

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Tim Conway Jr. Hour 4 (3.30)

We’ve got bad Fred Flintstone impersonations, and sports enthusiasts who are thoroughly unenthused by Timmy’s sports reporting. Eddie farted on Timmy again! And what do you call a Karen Bass supporter, you ’tard? Download the Upside app to save money on gas — and you can also get a little cash back! That’s according to one lovely listener. A lawyer, a priest and a politician walked into a bar. And the bartender said... Timmy loves him some Dua Lipa! If mankind has already been to the moon, why can’t we now do it remotely so as not to endanger the astronauts? Also, what’s really going down with New Orleans locals during Mardi Gras? Let’s find out! You say Valencia, we say Santa Clarita, let’s call the whole thing off! Timmy asked for it, the listeners delivered, let’s call the whole thing off and go back to the Valley, man!

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