We don't have a lot of time to record this episode, so hurry up and listen to it! We check in with Charlotte who played 25 Words or Less with us and won $3 cash. The we make some new PHONE PHRIENDS who also win some cash. We get the winning Powerball numbers for this week, and if you're a Patreon member you got a 2 hour livestream following the recording of this episode!

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Another episode where we MAKE CALLS, GET THE WINNING POWERBALL NUMBERS, DO SOME BAD IMPROV, PLAY GAMES, AND SO MUCH MORE! Meredith Viera doesn't wear any underwear and you will win Powerball if you listen to this episode!

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00:00 World's Worst Astronaut Intro

02:18 Welcome to the World Record Podcast

03:37 How's Your Week, Cornell?

04:10 Inappropriate Questions About Cornell's Sister

05:53 Fetish Tweet Story

06:23 Powerball Numbers Rant

10:35 Live Episode & Call Ideas

11:44 Cell Phone Bill Rant

16:31 How I Cut My T-Mobile Bill in Half

21:10 Phone Bill Hack: Threaten to Cancel

23:05 Internet Provider Negotiation Story

26:19 Boomer Landline Jokes

29:52 Maury "You Are the Father" Bit

32:20 Mint Mobile Talk

34:14 Why Advertising Budgets Are a Waste

36:21 Final Thoughts

Bee Man and Corneezy do some of the #worldsworst improv that's trending on social media. We call some people to do improv with, we sing some songs, talk about MK Ultra and get the winninig Powerball numbers!

We recorded a live episode on Wed 3/4. I'm sorry about my obsession with 25 Words Or Less, but I need to try and get people to play it with me over the phone. Thanks to everyone who joined us during the livestreams! Will this be the final episode of the show? I guess we'll see...

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RECORDED LIVE MARCH 4th, 2026

00:00 Welcome to The Show

01:15 The Final Episode Announcement & Meltdown

03:11 Kiss Us On The Lips Goodbye

04:20 Makeup Store Call Setup

05:39 Cornell’s Hot Steamy Date Night (Nirvanna Movie)

08:02 25 Words or Less Tease + A-List Flex

09:32 Revenge of the Nerds & Robert Carradine Tragedy

10:34 Men Commit Suicide 4x More + Jordan Peterson Talk

13:07 Live Call with the Makeup Store Girl

14:29 Guy Makeup & Kissable Lips Discussion

17:19 Inventing “Guy Liner” for Dudes

19:21 Liquid Eyeliner Tutorial & Questions

21:24 Powerball Lottery Number Request

22:50 Mascara = “Masculara” Puns

25:20 Checking the Live Chat & Tips

26:51 Hanging By a Thread (Threads App Joke)

28:26 Waterproof Makeup for MMA Fighters

33:11 25 Words or Less Game Attempt

34:32 Caller Bails Out 35:17 Risks of Going Live & Apology

36:10 John M’s Billion-Dollar Idea Stolen – Teledriving in Austin

43:46 Rant: Society’s Collapse, Billionaires vs Slaves

44:43 How Walmart & Amazon Killed Small-Town America

48:42 Cornell Hates Amazon (Canceled Prime 10 Years Ago)

We call some places to tell them there's a bad word in their recorded menu message, we play 25 Words or Less while getting the winning Powerball numbers, sing some songs, give people the silent treatment, AND we make a teenage friend in the Patreon portion of the show! Join us for a LIVE episode right here on YouTube at 1pm PST Wed 3/4.

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00:00 - Start / Game Show Banter

06:18 - Podcast Intro Discussion & God is Trans Song

11:38 - Chicken or Egg Philosophy

14:46 - Patreon Promo & Craigslist Co-host Idea

18:26 - Phone Pranks Begin - Classic Tuxedo Call

22:50 - Bad Bake House - Teenager Hack Recording

27:34 - Texas Debbie Suit - Powerball Number #1 (39)

31:26 - O H Danish - Peter Old Recording

36:30 - Urban Bakery - No Live Answering

38:46 - Pacific Central - Car or Bakery Mystery

You're in the right place if you want to hear about a naked zombie with a big hog, play some 25 Words Or Less, and WIN THE POWERBALL LOTTERY.

BeeMan and Corneezy take you on an adventure in a new episode of the WRP! Join us on Tuesday 2/24 at NOON PST and watch REVENGE OF THE NERDS LIVE ON PATREON! (pay what you wish)

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00:00 - Intro & Sarcasm Bit

02:34 - 25 Words or Less Game Setup

07:27 - No Life in Your Jizz Song

11:52 - Vasectomy Discussion

13:16 - Doctor Checkup Stories

16:16 - Phantom Penis Lawsuit

16:39 - 28 Days Later Zombie Discussion

18:47 - Proportionate Penis Talk

21:50 - Short Kings & Bagel Shop Guy

22:20 - Going Bald Discussion

Strap yourself in for another wild rollercoaster ride that is the WRP. C & B talk about the sexy old lady Meredith Viera and play 25 Words Or Less with each other and with a guy we call. We call people to tell them that Meredith Viera doesn't wear underwear, we get the winning Powerball numbers, and much more- you gotta listen for yourselves! Subscribe to the YouTube channel and get alerts to catch BW livestreaming!

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0:00 Intro & Epstein Files Discussion

5:47 Hand Washing Debate

8:55 High/Low Game & Phone Calls Begin

12:51 Powerball Number Collection

18:27 Meredith Vieira Underwear Discussion

27:35 25 Words or Less Game

Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan talk about one of Bee Man's crank calls, then we play it for you. Then we call around and find out there is active discrimination against fat guys when it comes to riding horses. We make more Phone Phriends and get the winning Powerball numbers as well. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

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0:00 - Intro & Show Start

0:42 - Joe Rogan Shoutout Discussion

3:45 - Playing the Rogan Clip

6:20 - Prank Call: Phone Sex Line

20:45 - More Podcast Shoutouts

22:30 - Calling Horse Stables

28:15 - Calling Clothing Stores

32:40 - Knitting Store Calls

40:25 - Powerball Number Collection Begins