Dustin Gross
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Dustin Gross

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Dustin Gross writes books that drag you through the dirt, make you laugh at the worst possible moments, and leave you questioning your life choices. From gritty historical epics and whiskey-soaked Westerns to irreverent fantasy adventures and razor-sharp thrillers, his fiction is packed with flawed, fascinating characters, brutal twists, and dialogue that cuts like a well-sharpened dagger. If there's betrayal, bloodshed, or a questionable bar tab involved, you can bet it’s in one of his books. Beyond fiction, Dustin is the mastermind behind a series of no-nonsense, wildly entertaining guidebooks that cover everything from drinking rum like a legend to surviving the chaos of Paris and Tokyo—with style, sarcasm, and just enough bad advice to keep things interesting. His work also tackles religion, history, and the absurdity of human existence, blending sharp wit with real insight in books like Holy Crap: A Hilariously Vulgar Guide to World Religions and How to Drink Rum: A Self-Help Guide to Success, Swagger, and Slightly Questionable Decisions. Whether you’re looking for wisdom, humor, or a creative way to justify your bad decisions, he’s got you covered. When he’s not writing, Dustin can be found digging through obscure historical records, debating theology over a strong drink, or drinking enough coffee to power a small nation. He believes the best stories—and the best lessons—come from taking risks, embracing the absurd, and knowing when to laugh at the madness of it all. Follow for New Books, Wild Stories & Questionable Wisdom
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    • Divine Dysfunction

    • A Hilariously In-Depth Analysis of Greek and Roman Gods, Demigods, and Their Questionable Life Choices
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    • Narrated by: Steven Gillen
    • Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
    • Release date: 04-02-25
    • Language: English
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    • How to Paris

    • A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Kicked Out of France: The No-Nonsense Guide to Parisian Life, Travel, and Avoiding Tourist Mistakes
    • By: Dustin Gross
    • Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
    • Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
    • Release date: 04-10-25
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    • A Guide to World Religions
    • By: Dustin Gross
    • Narrated by: RK Meier
    • Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
    • Release date: 04-22-25
    • Language: English
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    • A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Arrested in Japan
    • By: Dustin Gross
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    • Release date: 07-14-25
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    • How I Cuss Like a Sailor and Still Love Jesus
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    • Release date: 06-27-25
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    • A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to the Bible
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    • Release date: 05-06-25
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    • Oy Vey Almighty

    • A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to the Jewish Faith
    • By: Dustin Gross
    • Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
    • Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
    • Release date: 04-21-25
    • Language: English
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