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Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief

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Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief

By: Benjamin Stevenson
Narrated by: Barton Welch
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With the same razor-sharp wit and self-aware charm that captivated readers in Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone and Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect, Ernest Cunningham returns as your delightfully unreliable narrator in Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief. Bringing this story to life, Barton Welch once again delivers a masterful performance, earning the same acclaim that made his narration of the previous books unforgettable. Ten heists. Ten suspects. A murder mystery only Ernest Cunningham can solve in this delightfully clever and twisty new novel in Benjamin Stevenson’s bestselling series—perfect for fans of Richard Osman and Anthony Horowitz.

I’ve spent the last few years solving murders. But a bank heist is a new one, even for me. I’ve never been a hostage before.

The doors are chained shut. No one in or out. Which means that when someone in the bank is murdered, everyone is a suspect.

THE BANK ROBBER

THE MANAGER

THE SECURITY GUARD

THE KID

THE FILM PRODUCER

THE PRIEST

THE RECEPTIONIST

THE PATIENT

THE CAREGIVER

ME

Turns out, more than one person planned to rob the bank today. You can steal more from a bank than just money.

Who is stealing what? Are they willing to kill for it? And can I solve the crime before the police kick down the door and rescue us?

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You get everything expected from a Benjamin Stevenson book - lots of threading plot lines, plenty of red herrings, and an incredible twist. There was just one suspension of disbelief required of the reader that was just too much to take, but like an unfortunately high concentration of chili pepper flakes randomly bunched up in a single bite of a delicious dish, you power it down to continue to the next bite. Totally worth it!

Loved it!

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Despite getting fairly lukewarm reviews, I found this book to be a very consistent, great 4th entry to this series. I’m not really sure what people expect. It’s a good book.

People are insane

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A series of dumb decisions by someone who has been historically more intelligent than this. I so looked forward to this book but I had a hard time getting through it (or caring about the characters) and the storyline itself was meh. Still a bit of fun, but not like the others. Performance was great as always.

Not the strongest installment

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Spending time with Ernest solving crime is always a treat! And this book is a lot of fun. Highly recommended!

Great Read

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Nowhere as good as his previous Ernest Cunningham books. Too convoluted. He lost me entirely when he dressed up as the robber. Talk about implausible.

Not his best

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